God Hates Shrimp!!???
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| who's shrimp? |
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| lol... wittle tignies that live in da water. |
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| aaah une crevette! |
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| Yeah,... a crevette.. damn frenchie... lol |
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| a crevette tastes way better than a fucking shrimp, dontcha know ! |
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| Yeah.. but you can get MOUNTAINS of shrimp at a buffet.. not crevettes. |
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| Well then it's settled. I hate God. |
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| Ohh.. a vendetta against God is something I doubt you'll win. |
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| not beleiving in him means you win |
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| Hmm.. unless he's real.. and then not beleiving in him won't mean shit. Allow me to elaborate...
Bleeding Swimmer: I don't believe in sharks.
Shark: I eat you!
Bleeding Swimmer: I don't believe I'm dead.
Too bad swimfan. |
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| rather than not beleiving in god, i maintain that there is no god. |
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| True.. but fighting him would suck. |
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| the shark? hellz ya. Unless ist on land, then id so win. |
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| No God... silly. |
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| hahaha, they have banners! |
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| Originally posted by TRASHANDSUICIDE...
No God... silly.
thats what i said, no god |
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| Bah.. I like to believe in a supreme being.. helps me sleep at night. |
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| Well considering everything bad is the Devil's work, and nothing positive doesn't seem to happen to me, I conclude God doesn't give a shit about me. Why should I return love to someone I've never seen, met or heard and never seems to be there when I need him ?
Would you still love a friend if you really needed them one day and you called him or her and they never returned your calls ? Would you still love a friend to whom you seek counsel and they don't even listen to what you have to say ? And doesn't even bother looking at or answering you ? You'd say " well, fuck him/her " then, right ?
My point exactly. And to add insult to injury, he doesn't like shrimp. Well that just about does it. Can you believe the nerve of this deity ? |
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| I'll stick to believing everything positive in my life is a direct result of either my own actions or just pure luck. Thank you. :) |
God Hates Shrimp!!???
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