Silly Nigerians
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Fri Oct 28, 2005 @ 5:51pm |
 Coolness: 339665 | Yeah, so I got bored, here's my convo with a Nigerian money scammer (still in progress):
Ian O'Shaughnessy Wed, Oct 26, 2005 at 10:53 PM To: tifannybentley@msn.com You're hot, i saw you on [ personals.yahoo.com ] what's this about you mother? TIFANNY BENTLEY Thu, Oct 27, 2005 at 5:15 AM To: djneoform@gmail.com Hello Shaug Its nice hearing form you..Well thanks for your mail.. I dont know how it go there..but right now I am in Africa for a business Seminar... I hope U dont mind.. I think we could get to know more abt each Other. Tif Ian O'Shaughnessy Thu, Oct 27, 2005 at 10:36 AM To: TIFANNY BENTLEY Wait, you're in africa? Your profile says you're in Crowley Lake, CA .... TIFANNY BENTLEY Thu, Oct 27, 2005 at 2:27 PM To: djneoform@gmail.com Yes... I am in africa.. Taking care of My Mom.. And Thts True i am from CA.. Born and grew up there.... SBut i will soon be back to the states.. I hope u dont mind my current location for now? I hope to hear from you. Tif Ian O'Shaughnessy Thu, Oct 27, 2005 at 2:29 PM To: TIFANNY BENTLEY Why are you in africa? that's a bit weird, no? TIFANNY BENTLEY Thu, Oct 27, 2005 at 2:45 PM To: djneoform@gmail.com Well Am taking care of my mom here.. She is very sick and i am the only child of my parent.No father and no Family.. And even my Father is from the states while my Mom is from Africa.. So I have to take things easy and I hope U can Understand me? I hope to hear from you. Tif Ian O'Shaughnessy Thu, Oct 27, 2005 at 2:46 PM To: TIFANNY BENTLEY That's sad, how can i help? TIFANNY BENTLEY Thu, Oct 27, 2005 at 2:54 PM To: djneoform@gmail.com Oohh Shaug.. Thanks for your mail.. How do you want to Help me ?And my Mom is till In Hospitall.So I will be very grateful. I hope to hear from you. Tif Ian O'Shaughnessy Thu, Oct 27, 2005 at 2:56 PM To: TIFANNY BENTLEY I see, so what am i to do? TIFANNY BENTLEY Thu, Oct 27, 2005 at 3:04 PM To: djneoform@gmail.com Okay... And The Problem Is that Can you contact the Doctor Treating my Mother.. maybe you can Explain to him.. Becoz he is the Doctor In charge of my mom Case.. his name is DR TIMI WEST.. email (drtimiwest@yahoo.com)...Maybe U contact him..becoz My mom have not yet being Treated.. And He have even cause my delay bck to the states.. and i hope we should be able to solve that.. becoz i had love to meet you.. U sound caring and Honest.. And I hope we make it Real. Tif ########### Damn, what a professional doctor!! and he uses [ yahoo.com ] also! awesome! :D ########## Ian O'Shaughnessy Thu, Oct 27, 2005 at 3:09 PM To: TIFANNY BENTLEY Will do! TIFANNY BENTLEY Thu, Oct 27, 2005 at 3:19 PM To: djneoform@gmail.com ok thanx Shaug.. I have even Informed the Doctor That a friend of mine will be Contacting him.. And I think he should have gotten the message U sent to him.. And Please kindly tell me what ever you discussed with him.. And I hade Love to meet you..I am also Grateful to meet you and being craing and honest to me.. I hope to hear from you. Tif TIFANNY BENTLEY Fri, Oct 28, 2005 at 12:58 PM To: djneoform@gmail.com Lan.. How are U oing.. The doctor Said you have Contacted him.. and How is the Situation of things?Please I will like to know.. I hope things are in Progress and I cant wait to meet you. Tif ################## The "doctor"! Note how i changed her name from Tifanny Bentley to "Amanda Cornwall", yet the doctor acts like he knows who i'm talking about.. ################## Ian O'Shaughnessy Thu, Oct 27, 2005 at 3:09 PM To: TIFANNY BENTLEY I was speaking to Amanda Cornwall, she said her mother is VERY sick, she suggested i talk to you to see if i could help.. DR TIMI WEST Thu, Oct 27, 2005 at 3:46 PM To: Ian O'Shaughnessy FROM ABLE GOD HOSPITAL. DESK OF DR TIMI WEST. 42 ADEOLA ODEKU STREET, MASHA, VICTORIA ISLAND,LAGOS 23401,NIGERIA. DEAR MR LAN O'SHAUGHNESSY, HOW ARE YOU DOING MR LAN O'SHAUGHNESSY?I HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A NICE DAY OVER THERE.WELL I AM DR TIMI WEST,I AM THE DOCTOR IN CHARGE OF YOUR FRIEND MOM.ACTUALLY I THINK BY NOW SHE SHOULD HAVE EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO YOU.BECAUSE THE SICKNESS OF HER MOM IS VERY CRITICAL AND I THINK THE EARLIER THE BETTER. AND AFTER A SERIES OF SCAN AND TEST DONE FOR HER.WE FOUND OUT THAT SHE HAVE A KIDNEY PROBLEM IN WHICH WE HAVE TO TREAT HER FAST.ALSO IT DEPEND ON YOU IF YOU ARE READY AND SERIOUS TO HER BECAUSE SHE HAVE EXPLAINED EVERYTHING TO ME. AND I THINK I AM IN A BETTER POSITION TO HELP HER BECAUSE ALSO I DONT LIKE THE SITUATION OF HER MOM. SO THEREFORE,PLEASE IS BETTER WE ACT FAST.AND RIGHT NOW FOR THE TREATMENT FEE WHICH SHE WAS BILLED HAVE NOT BEEN PAID THAT IS ONE OF THE REASON WHILE HER MOM HAVE NOT BEING TREATED.AND I WILL BE VERY GRATEFUL IF YOU ASSIST HER AND I THINK SHE IS A GOOD LADY. PLEASE LAN O'SHAUGHNESSY KINDLY GET BACK TO ME IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER QUESTIONS. I HOPE TO HEARING FROM YOU. DR TIMI WEST. ABLE GOD HOSPITAL. Ian O'Shaughnessy Thu, Oct 27, 2005 at 5:48 PM To: DR TIMI WEST How much money does she need? DR TIMI WEST Fri, Oct 28, 2005 at 5:55 AM To: Ian O'Shaughnessy Dear Mr Lan O'Shaughnessy, Thanks for your mail.Well I hope you are having a Nide day?The Amount we need for the Surgical Operation to be done is $1250.And Your Friend have Just Deposited the Sum of $430. I Hope you can Understand Me? Please Dont Hesistate to ask any Other Question and i will like to tell you that i a Trying my Best Possible for the Survival of your mother. And you can also Call me on my Direct Phone Number +2348029485236. Best Regards Dr Timi West. ABLE GOD HOSPITAL. Ian O'Shaughnessy Fri, Oct 28, 2005 at 5:40 PM To: DR TIMI WEST What is the surgery being done? Amanda didn't get into too many details.. DR TIMI WEST Sat, Oct 29, 2005 at 8:01 AM To: Ian O'Shaughnessy Dear Mr Lan O'Shaugnessy, How are you doing?Thanks for your mail.I Hope you are having a nice weekend.In Receipt of your mail,Well the Surgery that ought to be done is the Kidney Surgical Operation which we have to be treated Fast. So Mr Lan O'Shaughnessy Immediately will get the fee for the Treatment,we react quickly.And if you are ready to make the payment i will direct you to our Secretary in which she will forward all the Payment Informations to you. I hope to hear from you. And Dont Hesistate to ask any other questions. Best Regards Dr Timi West. Able God Hospital. Ian O'Shaughnessy Sat, Oct 29, 2005 at 10:39 AM To: DR TIMI WEST Is it ok if i pay in installments? I'm not very rich... How about 41 easy payments of $19.99? oh wait, is there tax on the surgery? DR TIMI WEST Sat, Oct 29, 2005 at 12:09 PM To: Ian O'Shaughnessy Dear Mr Lan O'Shaughnessy, Thanks for your mail. I can Understand the content of your mail.Well Immediately i saw your mail I have to relay your Mail to the the Financial Accounting Department.So I was being told that the Debts can be paid by Installment. In which the Payment Will be Made at Fast Short Regular Interval.So Therefore,there is no Tax on the Surgery and I will like to know the Exact Amount you will be Able to Pay? so that at least We can start the Surgical Operation. And At the End of the Surgical Operation the Balance will be Made.I think you can Understand me because i am really trying my best so that her Mother will be treated and I know that it will be a Great Sadness to you for you to hear the Death Annoucement. So I beseech you react Fast. I hope to hearing from you. Best Regards Dr Timi West. ABle God Hospital. Ian O'Shaughnessy Sat, Oct 29, 2005 at 12:14 PM To: DR TIMI WEST Sure I love easy payments like that! You make the initial payment, then forget about it for a month.. suck though when you get that bill the next month though, man it always pops up when you have no more money! Hey, you said you're removing her kidneys, you think it's possible that you save them in a jar and send them to me? i've got some friends that like eating stuff like that.. So yeah, how do i send you the money? DR TIMI WEST Sat, Oct 29, 2005 at 2:17 PM To: Ian O'Shaughnessy Dear Mr Lan O' Shaughnessy, Thanks for your mail.I can Understand the content of your mail.Well I think its better but it will be good if the Payment is Made On time because is of no good if we delay the treatment of Kidney problem. And your mail even sounds funny.And We are not removing her kidney just a Transplanting have to be done I hope you can understand me? Therefore,The Payment of the Treatment will be made through Western Union Money Trasnfer.This is the Information you Use to make the Payment Below: FULL NAME:SODIQ ADEHINA. LOCATION:LAGOS NIGERIA TEXT QTN:FOR WHAT? TEXT ANS:OPERATION. Please you kindly send the MTCN number to me immediately the Payment Is made. Please if you have any Other Questions,dont hesistate to get back to me. I Hope to hearing from you. Dr Timi West. Able God Hospital. Ian O'Shaughnessy Sat, Oct 29, 2005 at 3:35 PM To: DR TIMI WEST Nice! Can i pay in monopoly money? (i have the star wars edition, is that ok?) I dunno if western union accepts monopoly money, i'll try and see. In the meantime, why don't you tell me about yourself Mr. Sodiq Adehina.. are you black by any chance? Because i dunno, i have this thing, i kinda hate niggers.. you're not a nigger are you? ########## They replied! ########## DR TIMI WEST Sun, Oct 30, 2005 at 10:12 AM To: Ian O'Shaughnessy Dear Mr Lan O'Shaugnhessy, Thanks for your mail. I can understand you.When I contacted the Financial Department so I was told that you cant Pay through Monopoly Money. And it will be better you go send it through Western Union Money Transfer which is easier and Secure. And i dont think The Western Union Accept That.Well I will like to tell you More about me,Am not a Black nigga After all you can see That am a Medical Doctor. I hope you can Understand me. I hope to hearing from you. Best Regards. Dr Timi West. Able God Hospital. Ian O'Shaughnessy Sun, Oct 30, 2005 at 11:52 AM To: DR TIMI WEST So wait? Nigga's can't be doctas? I went to western union and sent $5000 (i figured Jenny's mother could use a lil' extra surgery, give her a nose job or something, she's black, she could prolly use it. Give her a Michael Jackson would ya?), they didn't want to give me a tracking number though, something about "You idiot, why are you sending money to nigeria?", no worries though the money's on its way. DR TIMI WEST Sun, Oct 30, 2005 at 1:59 PM To: Ian O'Shaughnessy Dear Mr Lan O'Shaughnessy, Thanks for your mail.Well i never Said Niggas cant be Doctor,but i want to tell you that Am not a Nigga by the way. I can Understand your Mail.And Can i have the Tracking Information Or The sender;s Full name SO that I can forward it to The Hospital for the Collection and I will like to tell you that I am really trying my Best Possible just for us to Support this Woman. I hope you can Understand Me.So Mr Lan I will like to tell you that There is No problem sending Money to Nigeria.You sending to The Hospital for a Treatment Of Your friend Mom. So Therefore, you tell Them Like that,I hope to recieve the Tracking Number or the Full sender's Info. I Hope to hear from you. Best Regards. Dr Timi West. Able God Hospital. Ian O'Shaughnessy Mon, Oct 31, 2005 at 12:03 PM To: DR TIMI WEST Hey, if superman were to fight batman, who would win? I read somewhere that DC already had this happen in one of their issues and Batman won. I hope this is the case cause batman rules. PS. Girls with big racks are awesome. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Fri Oct 28, 2005 @ 6:11pm |
 Coolness: 148815 | thats fucking hilarious |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Fri Oct 28, 2005 @ 6:11pm |
| Coolness: 339665 | Hello, my name is Lan Shaug. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» elka replied on Fri Oct 28, 2005 @ 6:28pm |
| Coolness: 52430 | oh my god lol |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Oct 28, 2005 @ 7:38pm |
 Coolness: 685590 | I used to randomly message french people on IRC and send individual lines of text from the All Your Base thing and confuse the fuck out of them. This is great. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Sat Oct 29, 2005 @ 12:41pm |
| Coolness: 339665 | *updated* |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Sat Oct 29, 2005 @ 2:33pm |
| Coolness: 148815 | youre a fucking nut |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Sat Oct 29, 2005 @ 3:35pm |
| Coolness: 339665 | OoO more! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mali replied on Sat Oct 29, 2005 @ 4:44pm |
 Coolness: 202115 | say you will only pay if you get naked pictures! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Sat Oct 29, 2005 @ 5:16pm |
| Coolness: 339665 | if the kidney? ;) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pheek replied on Sun Oct 30, 2005 @ 10:45am |
 Coolness: 43930 | thats so funny!
the kinda thing I'd do myself :) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Sun Oct 30, 2005 @ 11:57am |
| Coolness: 339665 | I can't believe it, they actually replied to what i said. This is too easy. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» elka replied on Sun Oct 30, 2005 @ 10:03pm |
| Coolness: 52430 | "Well I will like to tell you More about me,Am not a Black nigga After all you can see That am a Medical Doctor."
HAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» earthyspirit replied on Mon Oct 31, 2005 @ 10:08pm |
 Coolness: 229675 | Ian.. best post ive ever read from you! keep this one going! MORE MORE!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» elka replied on Mon Nov 7, 2005 @ 2:54pm |
| Coolness: 52430 | did he ever reply? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Dark_Angel_2 replied on Mon Nov 7, 2005 @ 4:12pm |
 Coolness: 69400 | bahahahaha.....thats too fucking funny, i luv the way ur playin them. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Dj_Psychokitty replied on Mon Nov 7, 2005 @ 6:06pm |
| Coolness: 48880 | Dans ^le même ordre d'idée, voici ce qu un des amis a envoyé comme reply à ces lettres...pour ceux qui trippent Chtullu
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Nov 7, 2005 @ 6:18pm |
| Coolness: 685590 | :lol that's the funniest thing I've read in ages! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» trashandsuicide replied on Tue Nov 8, 2005 @ 4:26am |
 Coolness: 75270 | It had to stop somewhere.. its too bad though.. I was nearly crying I was laughing so hard. If you hadn't been so obvious you probably could've roped them along for a while longer. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» moondancer replied on Tue Nov 8, 2005 @ 5:28am |
 Coolness: 92265 | I want a nigga for christmas. |
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