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Overheard In Neuva York
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Thu Oct 27, 2005 @ 7:11pm |
 Coolness: 145415 | [ www.overheardinnewyork.com ]
so this site has stuff people overhear in the big apple and it's the shizznite....I riot I tells ya a riot! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» elka replied on Thu Oct 27, 2005 @ 7:13pm |
 Coolness: 52425 | Charity mugger: Hey, you girls like puppies, right?
Girl #1: I hate puppies. Charity mugger: Umm, well you want to help the Katrina victims, right? Girl #1: I hate Southerners. Girl #2: New Orleans was a place of sin. Good riddance. lol |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» caro replied on Thu Oct 27, 2005 @ 7:19pm |
 Coolness: 151935 | hahahaha
o carlos. so clever. so very clever. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Thu Oct 27, 2005 @ 7:21pm |
| Coolness: 145415 | why thanks a bunch there toots but I aint the writter of these there everyday life comic clips |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Thu Oct 27, 2005 @ 7:33pm |
| Coolness: 145415 | Queer: I haven't pooped in two days and I work at The Gap.
--Union Square omg u cant me up this stuff! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» BeAtJuNkIe replied on Thu Oct 27, 2005 @ 7:36pm |
 Coolness: 48450 | gold...pure gold |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Thu Oct 27, 2005 @ 9:54pm |
| Coolness: 145415 | Woman: Do you have a non-fiction section? Book Guy: Well, everything that's not fiction is non-fiction. [Over] there's cooking, and there's history. Woman: No, that's not what I asked. Do you have a section for non-fiction? Book Guy: Well, there are no non-fiction novels. Everything here that's not a novel is non-fiction. Woman: But you don't have a non-fiction section? Book Guy: No. Everything that isn't fiction is non-fiction. --Barnes & Noble, Staten Island |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Thu Oct 27, 2005 @ 9:56pm |
| Coolness: 145415 | ah man guys, this too good!!!!!!!!!!
Jewess: That's the third time you mentioned Jews. What's wrong with Jews?
Goy: They are demanding, confrontational, and have a hard time telling the truth. What religion are you, anyway? Jewess: Uh...Baptist. --Times Square |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Trey replied on Thu Oct 27, 2005 @ 10:59pm |
 Coolness: 102760 | this shit is a riot
Black Kid #1: Yo nigga, how long are we taking this train up? Yo dumb nigga, answer me.
Black Kid #2: Yo what? Black Kid #1: How long are we taking this train up for? Black Kid #2: I don't know. Black Kid #1: Niggers are dumb anyway. --F Train Tourist: Excuse me, but do you know how I can get to Penn station?
Woman in camo: Do I look like a fucking tour guide? Tourist: Now that's what I came to New York to find! --5th & 82nd Woman on cell: Y'know, Ma, you always do this shit, you, say, give, say, something nice and then you ruin it with something shitty. Why do you have to do that? It's fucked up, it's so hurtful. It's like you bake me a delicious chocolate cake and then you ruin it by frosting it in diarrhea.
--LIRR Hipster chick: God I feel nauseous. All I've had to eat this weekend has been coffee, secondhand smoke, and semen.
--110th & Frederick Douglass |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» BA_Baracus replied on Fri Oct 28, 2005 @ 2:56pm |
 Coolness: 121030 | bookmarking that site!
Girl #1: I'd offer to set you up with him, but you're already occupied. Girl #2: I am not occupied. Girl #1: Please! You're so occupied, you're the Gaza Strip. Girl #2: Don't you watch the news? & Girl #1: Wow, your eyes look totally awesome. Is that from the pot? Girl #2: Yeah, I think so. Girl #1: It's so cool. They look amazingly green |
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