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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Trey replied on Thu Oct 27, 2005 @ 2:46am
trey
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I'm not sure if this was posted previously in the News Postings & Articles section. I don't have the energy to peruse through the pages.

from their Faq


What does Hufu taste like? Does it taste like human flesh?

HufuTM is designed to resemble, as humanly possible, the taste and texture of human flesh. If you've never had human flesh before, think of the taste and texture of beef, except a little sweeter in taste and a little softer in texture. Contrary to popular belief, people do not taste like pork or chicken.

How do you know Hufu tastes like human flesh?

The taste and texture of Hufu are the result of painstaking research and extensive testing in our kitchens. We are supremely confident that our food products would satisfy the tastes of even the most demanding cannibal.

Who actually buys Hufu?

...our preliminary market research revealed the existence of a larger segment of the public that was interested in the availability of a legal and healthy human flesh substitute....

.....We also found that Hufu is a great product for cannibals who want to quit. HufuTM is also a great cannibal convenience food -- no more Friday night hunting raids!.....


website: [ www.eathufu.com ]

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oh yeah, i forgot. In the [ www.comedycentral.com ] Show with Jon Stewart, they are doing a funny bit on it tonite (thursday).
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nter replied on Thu Oct 27, 2005 @ 6:06am
nter
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this can't be serious?
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Thu Oct 27, 2005 @ 6:10am
toltech
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yeah seriously
HufuTM is a great product for cannibals who want to quit?!

caaaahmaaaahn!
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Thu Oct 27, 2005 @ 11:38am
cvxn
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lol WTF!!!! :lol
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Trey replied on Thu Oct 27, 2005 @ 11:11pm
trey
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i know what i'm giving kids for Halloween.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Thu Nov 3, 2005 @ 9:52am
cvxn
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LOLLL!!!!
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