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Sex Poem
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Purple_Lee replied on Wed Dec 25, 2002 @ 11:55am |
 Coolness: 238695 | THE CREATION OF A PUSSY
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, the lined it within, Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without, Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell, Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee, Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt. ORAL SEX-AN ODE TO LOVE: Penis breath, a lover's dread Is what you get when you give head Unpleasant as it tends to be Be grateful that he doesn't pee It's times like this, you wonder why you bothered reaching for his fly But it's too late, can't be a tease Accept the facts, get on your knees You know you've got a job to do So open wide and shove it through Lick the tip then take it all Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl Slide up and down, use your tongue And feel the precum start to run So when the fuck's he gonna cum Just, when you can't take anymore You hear your lover's mighty roar And when he hits that real high note You feel it oozing down your throat Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff Okay, already that's enough Let's switch you say, before you gag And whats your revenge, your on the rag  .
Lee |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Continuum replied on Wed Dec 25, 2002 @ 12:02pm |
 Coolness: 44300 | hehe |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ontheroadagain replied on Wed Dec 25, 2002 @ 1:16pm |
 Coolness: 54410 | lol....are these poems yours or is there a site with more? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Purple_Lee replied on Wed Dec 25, 2002 @ 2:26pm |
| Coolness: 238695 | It was sent to me by a friend who found them on different sites. They both made me laugh so i posted them.
I don't know who wroye them? Lee |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Wed Dec 25, 2002 @ 6:18pm |
 Coolness: 194100 | wow i saw those on usenet 6 years ago... cant believe theyre still around |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DirtApple replied on Wed Dec 25, 2002 @ 8:37pm |
 Coolness: 47795 | things dont disapear on the internet, like those chain letters, they just go away for a while and come back with a different font
almost like recycling |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Continuum replied on Wed Dec 25, 2002 @ 10:26pm |
| Coolness: 44300 | thats so true! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» djAmalgam replied on Thu Dec 26, 2002 @ 2:39am |
 Coolness: 105865 | I WANT TO SEX YUO. yeah yuo. you know who you are. hahaha |
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