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Face Of Jesus Appears In Sussex Hawthorn
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Thu Aug 18, 2005 @ 10:18am |
 Coolness: 148955 | By Lester Haines
Published Thursday 18th August 2005 13:24 GMT A simulacrum of Jesus's face discovered by a non-practicing Hindu in a Burgess Hill hawthorn tree looks set to become a focus of pilgrimage after a local pastor declared it "a revelation from God". Sewdutt Maunick told the BBC how he was inexorably drawn to the divine shrub, explaining: "Something was actually urging me to come to this end of the garden because we never actually sit here. Suddenly I rushed to call my wife, Vijayantimala, and said 'look, I have seen this figure of a man, come and look'." The suitably epiphanised couple called in pastor Elaine Thomas who confirmed the revelation, saying: "I think that often we are in the right place at the right time. It's touched my heart and it's done something for me." Mr and Mrs Maunick now plan to talk about their close encounter with the divine to the pastor's flock. We have no doubt that when they get back from the church, [ GoldenPalace.com ] will have removed the hawthorn with a chainsaw and arranged for a hard-up US woman to have a representation of the Jesus image tattooed on her arse in return for ten bucks' worth of e-chips. ® Courtesy of The Resgister |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Thu Aug 18, 2005 @ 10:18am |
| Coolness: 148955 | Mr and Mrs Maunick now plan to talk about their close encounter with the divine to the pastor's flock. We have no doubt that when they get back from the church, [ GoldenPalace.com ] will have removed the hawthorn with a chainsaw and arranged for a hard-up US woman to have a representation of the Jesus image tattooed on her arse in return for ten bucks' worth of e-chips.
hahahahahahahha |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» moondancer replied on Fri Aug 19, 2005 @ 6:04am |
 Coolness: 92405 | since when does jesus come out of hawthorn trees? I say this means they should change religions. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Fri Aug 19, 2005 @ 8:06am |
 Coolness: 159260 | Funny how to son of God can only find ways to make himself be seen through light reflections on glass or water or through flowers, trees and other miscellaneous shit which is which has nothing to do with him.
Yet, people have claimed to have seen ghosts of dead relatives. So if I get this right, my grandfather can appear to me in spirit form but Jesus is not powerful enough to do THAT ? He has to appear in trees, of all places ? Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. Next thing you know, you'll have a guy claiming his pencil is shaped like the Spear of Destiny ( the spear that pierced Jesus on the cross ). Hallelujah ! |
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