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The Ultimate Bad Hair Day
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| It was the ultimate bad hair day for a would-be drug smuggler.
Investigators say a bad toupe tipped them off to more than $100,000 worth of heroin hidden underneath -- superglued to the man's head.
Customs and border protection officers say the man, arriving on a flight from Columbia, glued 40 packets of heroin to his head.
"Because he used superglue, they took him to a medical facility to have it removed," said Officer Jennifer Conners. "Even at that, it pulled out the hair wherever they removed a package, so he ended up looking like a spotted cat."
Agents said they knew something was up because it was strange to see a 19-year-old wearing a toupe, and he was acting very nervous. |
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| mad slack
he shoulda shoved it up his twat |
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| Hell no. That much heroin up your ass will kill you. Instantaneously. God that's a lot. No wonder he was nervous. |
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| Super Glue?
I wonder what he was planning to do to get it off his head if hadn't been caught? |
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| Shoot up a whole bunch while a couple of his sober friends pry them off with a crowbar. |
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| the police ahd to bring him to a hospital before jail.. to unglue the heroine
smart kid... really.  |
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| only way to smuggle is in the asshole ,triple wrap and your cool,when you swallow your stomach acid will eat up the plastc and that might release the dope into your system,,,,,,so just shove it up your ass ,away from the stomach acid, |
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| or get a girlfrie4nd with a really loose vagina,,,,,,,try and find one here on [ rave.ca ] |
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| DONE! |
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| Originally posted by REGIMENTAL911...
only way to smuggle is in the asshole ,triple wrap and your cool,when you swallow your stomach acid will eat up the plastc and that might release the dope into your system,,,,,,so just shove it up your ass ,away from the stomach acid,
i heard condoms where good when swallowing something |
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| the acid in your stomach will NOT dissolve latex very easily... you would shit out the condoms and their contents relatively cleanly (after washing the shit off of course) |
The Ultimate Bad Hair Day
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