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Take A Script And Rave Flip It...
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» earthyspirit replied on Wed Jun 1, 2005 @ 1:58am |
 Coolness: 229700 | Just thought this little convo would sound funny if I turned it into a rave related one and berate a non believer a bit.
Priestess : The Oracle will see you now. Neo looses concentration and the spoon keeps blinking with led multicolored lights. He smiles at the Candyraver and gets up, walks into the nearby room, room 2. A scantily clad beauty is lounging beside the dj booth, peering at the crowd through the smoke filler air. Oracle : I know, you're Neo. Be right with you.. Neo looks around the room. Neo : You're the Oracle? Oracle : Bingo... she turns round to face him. Oracle : Not quite what you were expecting, right? She turns back to the dj booth. Oracle : _Al_most done! Sound good, don't they? Neo smiles politely and nods. Neo : Yeah. Oracle : I'd ask you to dance...but you're not going to anyway. And.. don't worry about the spotlight. Neo : What spotlight? *crash*, Neo knocks it over. Oracle : That spotlight. Neo : I'm sorry. Oracle : I _said_ don't worry about it. I'll get one of my djs to fix it. Neo : How...how did you know? Oracle : Ohhh she smiles Oracle : Whats really going to put out your glowsticks later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything... The Oracle walks up to him. Oracle : You're cuter than I thought...I can see why she likes you... Neo : Who? Oracle : Not too bright though. She grins at him. Oracle : So what do you think, do you think you're a raver? Neo : I don't know, I honestly don't know. The Oracle looks to the top of her door, where something is writen in Latin. Oracle : You know what that means? It's Latin. Means 'Know Thyself'... I'm going to let you in on a little secret...Being a raver is just like being in love. No one can tell you you're in love, you just know it. Through and through. Balls to bones. Well, I'd better have a look at you. she holds onto the side of his face with her hands Oracle : Open your mouth, say 'Ahhh!' Neo : Ahhh. Oracle : Okay. Now _I'm_ supposed to say..'Hmm, that's a funny pair of fat pants, but then you say... Neo : But...what, im not wearing fat pants? Oracle : But you already _know_ what I'm going to tell you. Neo : I'm not a raver..... he looks sort of disappointed Oracle : Sorry, kid. You got the gift, but it looks like you're stupid or something... Neo : What? Oracle : Your next life maybe, who knows? That's the way these things go. Neo starts laughing in an ironic manner. Oracle : I'm sorry, kiddo, I really am. You have a few good dance moves...and I hate giving good people bad news.... Neo looks down. Oracle : Oh, don't worry about it...As soon as you step outside that door, you'll start feeling better. You'll remember you don't believe in any of this rave crap...you're in control of your _own_ life...remember? She holds out a tray of pot brownies to Neo Oracle : Here, take a brownie..I promise, by the time you're done eating it, you'll feel right as rain.. Neo slowly reaches out and takes a brownie, then walks out the door and meets Morpheus who has already had 4 and is smiling and nodding his head to the beat. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Wed Jun 1, 2005 @ 10:19am |
 Coolness: 685615 | Morpheus
You are a slave, Neo. Like everyone else, you were born into bondage, born into a prison that you cannot smell or taste or touch. A prison...for your mind....Unfortunatly, no one can be..._told_ what the Matrix is...you have to see it for yourself. Morpheus opens a container which holds two pills : a blue one, and a red one. He puts one in each hand, and holds them out to Neo. Morpheus This is your _last chance_. After this, there is no turning back.....You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up and belive...whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill.....you stay in wonderland...and I show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes. Neo Hold on a second, your giving me pills? How many more can you front me? I know a bunch of people, man, we can score some MAD cash and be livin' like fat cats yo! Morpheus slowly backs away. Trinity Shit, I was SURE he was the one |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ApR1zM replied on Wed Jun 1, 2005 @ 6:03pm |
 Coolness: 164825 | heaheaheaheah fucken hilarious |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Thu Jun 2, 2005 @ 4:59pm |
 Coolness: 145225 | some funny shit |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» earthyspirit replied on Thu Jun 2, 2005 @ 9:46pm |
| Coolness: 229700 | n1 |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Fri Jun 3, 2005 @ 8:42am |
 Coolness: 178670 | :lol |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» earthyspirit replied on Tue Jun 14, 2005 @ 7:01pm |
| Coolness: 229700 | :P |
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