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Cky - Freestyle Chinese Rap
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ApR1zM replied on Tue Dec 3, 2002 @ 5:55pm |
 Coolness: 164925 | CKY LYRICS
"Chinese Freestyle" Who wants to taste my general tso...you want to taste my general tso I'm-a give it to you now Who like my chopstick hit you when I shit with my little-ass dick. Yellow If you wanna see me eat Jell-O I never seen nothin' like you before I can kick you higher than you can kick me I can kick you way up into a tree Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi Everybody in the phone book name Chang wanna see my wang? Neva Good God hit the gong with a bang. WAAA? Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball but that's not right not in real life You will fall down and break a leg Everybody wanna see me break a leg? Well I don't but I like fried rice and I got lice Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice that ain't nice Four for the cookie I only touch it twice Delivery is free but not from me I only swallow dolla fifty fifty five. wanna see me GO GAA? Hit you with the lang. HAI YA! War when I hit you with the shit do a split Take a shit have to go eat my shit kung-fu Want my buffet? You fucking gay, ah Wai-lo hit you with the hay Stay the fuck away Hit you in the balls. Only Americans eat duck sauce And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits WAAAAAAAAI-YAH! I can kick you if you don't pay the bill And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, bitch Everything cost a little bit So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching Chang Chewie I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong I just smoked a bong and I can do it all night long And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong I can get you and tackle you take you never see me When I get you and make you Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me God damn that shit burned blew away my whole city Ho Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chin God damn thats a sad goygo goodbye And if you wanna come on in You can work in to my world where the yellow shit begins HAI YA Can't be tamed I got shit to control your brain and it's called Egg Foo Yung, En Lo Main So come on in baby and have it just the same HAI YA! HAAAAAH! No wok tow ung di day HA, I don't suppose ha haha Huh? huhhhuhu huh |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Tue Dec 3, 2002 @ 6:23pm |
 Coolness: 148940 | all i can say (in a Will Ferrell Celebrity Jeopardy tone of voice) is:
Simply stunning! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ApR1zM replied on Tue Dec 3, 2002 @ 6:33pm |
| Coolness: 164925 | heahaeh i have all the Jeopardy where Norm Mcdonald is featured as burt reynold man this guy is cracking me up |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Tue Dec 3, 2002 @ 6:36pm |
| Coolness: 148940 | those are hilarious!!
Mr Connery, what is your wager? A Buck... And your response was? Futter.. A Buck Futter.. I don't get it... Sure ya don't Trebek! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ApR1zM replied on Wed Dec 4, 2002 @ 10:07am |
| Coolness: 164925 | RUFF JUST the way YO Momma likes it hey TREBEK! heaheaheahae |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Unknown User replied on Wed Dec 4, 2002 @ 10:14am |
| Coolness: 3800 | welcome to two years ago. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ApR1zM replied on Wed Dec 4, 2002 @ 10:15am |
| Coolness: 164925 | hehe welcome to WEdontgiveaShitaboutwhatyouthink land!
population : everybody except you |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» tuesmondieu replied on Wed Dec 4, 2002 @ 10:24am |
 Coolness: 94450 | no but seriously....nobody likes the bag! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Optimist_pRhyme replied on Wed Dec 4, 2002 @ 10:27am |
| Coolness: 52575 | "ill take swords for 100, alex."
"thats s words." (and its called being nostalgic) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» lilmissmeow replied on Wed Dec 4, 2002 @ 10:28am |
 Coolness: 72925 | i like the bag |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» tuesmondieu replied on Wed Dec 4, 2002 @ 10:29am |
| Coolness: 94450 | seriously the bag sucks! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Unknown User replied on Wed Dec 4, 2002 @ 10:31am |
| Coolness: 3800 | does that mean i have to suck oli's dick to use his computer? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ApR1zM replied on Wed Dec 4, 2002 @ 10:33am |
| Coolness: 164925 | hehe theres only one way of knowing :) |
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