Give Me Your Best Mama Jokes
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| Here goes mine. Well I heard this from a friend and it made no sense but could nt stop laughing.
Your Momma is so fat she sells bubble gum for 5cents. |
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| what does that mean?!
anyways, here is a thread I started in the "Silly Games" section
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| check the signature mexigga |
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| Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book! |
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| I really dont get the bubble gum one... |
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| I got suspended in highschool when i wrote a your mama is so fat joke on a piece of paper and the teacher found it and thought it was disgusting |
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| Yo mama is so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting around her. |
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| what was it? |
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| "Your mama is so fat that she has to use the ocean as a toilet and her shits are the size of a ship" |
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| I really like this one "Yo momma so fat we inside o' her right now." |
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| your mama is so fat she use a vcr as a beaper |
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| you're mama's so fat when someone yells "coolaid" she comes smashing through the wall. |
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| your mama is so fat she sweats crisco |
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| you mama is so fat she got baptised at sea world |
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| Yo mama is so FAT that she wares a watch on each wrist, to keep track of her different time zones...
Ufot-stoopader jokes den zat-o0ne |
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| maybe the first one has something to do with the mom being fat like a bubblegum machine .. you know how theyre big and round or soemthing ? .... man i donno., |
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| your momma is so fat, she needs hula hoops to keep her socks up |
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| shit, thanx @ALL for making me :lol ...I'm having a boring day. |
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| your mom is so poor that she licks people fingers in KFC for change |
Give Me Your Best Mama Jokes
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