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Terrorist Teacher Arrested @ Jfk Airport
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» eLDee replied on Wed Nov 10, 2004 @ 5:10pm |
 Coolness: 120910 | At New York's Kennedy airport today, an
individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-Gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said, "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer, Isosceles, used to say: 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'." When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said: "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Wed Nov 10, 2004 @ 7:51pm |
 Coolness: 685585 | hahahaha fuckin' gold |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» BobGratton replied on Wed Nov 10, 2004 @ 8:24pm |
 Coolness: 74085 | hahahahahaha nice one :P |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Wed Nov 10, 2004 @ 8:26pm |
 Coolness: 178640 | YaY!
Maths woohooo The most powerful tool invented by humans! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Wed Nov 10, 2004 @ 9:34pm |
 Coolness: 282450 | K this is such a Joke. lol |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Thu Nov 11, 2004 @ 4:49am |
 Coolness: 276430 | I thought the most powerful tool invented by humans was the microwave... like, really? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Thu Nov 11, 2004 @ 9:40am |
| Coolness: 178640 | lol
well maths, science and technology are linked... Technology comes from science. Science is explained using mathematical formulas. And technology makes science better... And when science gets better we have to invent new formulas to explain the new phenomenons... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Rakoon replied on Thu Nov 11, 2004 @ 10:32am |
 Coolness: 175435 | Amen... God is a math brain |
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