Gnome Find Is Not Gnormal !
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Nov 15, 2002 @ 12:55am |
 Coolness: 685725 | Gnome find is not gnormal, make gno mistake
August 10 2002 at 02:28PM Puzzled French police are investigating after a mushroom hunter stumbled on an unexpected find in the middle of a pine forest in south-west France - 101 garden gnomes. The gnomes, standing 10 to 80 centimetres high, were arranged in a circle, some of them on tree trunks, in the woods in Podensac, south of Bordeaux. "It was very nice to look at, very tastefully done," said the local police chief, who has put out an appeal for anyone who believes they might have lost their figurines to come and identify them, if possible with photographs to prove ownership. A shadowy organisation calling itself the Front for the Liberation of Gnomes warned last spring that it was waging "a mass campaign" against the "oppressors and enslavers" of garden gnomes, the local newspaper Sud Ouest said in its report on Saturday. - Sapa-AFP ******** Heigh ho! Heigh ho! It's off to jail you go June 14 2002 at 03:47PM Reims, France - A court in this eastern French city on Friday sentenced a 39-year-old man to one month in prison for stealing a garden gnome, but freed two minors involved in the heist. The judge sarcastically reprimanded the culprits, saying they "met up with some tipsy dwarves - who were certainly not under Snow White's supervision - who attacked them." Another of the cheerful figurines was broken during the theft, leading the judge to speculate: "He surely must have been trying to protect his little friends?" The underground Garden Gnome Liberation Front launched the odd trend four years ago, periodically swiping the statues from gardens in France and abroad and leaving them in forests - their supposed natural habitat. - Sapa-AFP ******** Garden gnomes take a stand on bank's doorstep August 01 2000 at 07:07AM Sydney - About 150 garden gnomes were glued to the steps of Australia's central bank early on Tuesday before the bank's board was to gather for its monthly policy-making meeting. Sydney police spokesperson Paul Jackson said street- cleaners discovered the gnomes before dawn, but the little plaster statues refused to budge until confronted with the professional cleaning equipment. "We think the gnomes may have been the victims of a student prank," said Jackson. The gnomes have been hauled into custody at the city council's depot. Owners wanting to claim a missing gnome would probably be required to produce a photo or detailed description as proof of identity, a spokesperson for the city's mayor said. - Reuters |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miss_Amanda replied on Fri Nov 15, 2002 @ 9:10am |
 Coolness: 160680 | I hate garden gnomes... they're so ugly and scary |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Fri Nov 15, 2002 @ 11:16am |
 Coolness: 471940 | Gnomes are funnier than business men.....they're strange and different...Sebastard |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» da_instagatah replied on Fri Nov 15, 2002 @ 12:32pm |
 Coolness: 144365 | HEY FRED DID YOU POST THIS BECAUSE YOU SAW THE GARDEN GNOME WHEN WE WERE WALKING PAST MY GRANDPARENTS HOUSE? IT'S NOT MY FAULT THEY HAVE ONE. IT WAS A PRESENT AND THEY FELT BAD!!!
*gets all sad and insulted and shit* |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Nov 15, 2002 @ 12:49pm |
| Coolness: 685725 | no, I love anything related to garden gnomes revolting agains the oppression of us giant folk. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» da_instagatah replied on Fri Nov 15, 2002 @ 12:49pm |
| Coolness: 144365 | *gets all like a bit kinda like happier and shit* |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Nov 15, 2002 @ 12:57pm |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Nov 15, 2002 @ 1:06pm |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Fri Nov 15, 2002 @ 3:11pm |
| Coolness: 471940 | Gnome Liberation rocks !!!! GnomishSeb |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» somekid replied on Fri Nov 15, 2002 @ 10:09pm |
 Coolness: 85140 | Let liberate Chelsea's Grandparents Gnome! Who's in? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Nov 15, 2002 @ 10:11pm |
| Coolness: 685725 | hmm. I'm really bored. It's a 15 minute walk from my place... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» somekid replied on Fri Nov 15, 2002 @ 10:32pm |
| Coolness: 85140 | Well, I'm in Ottawa, but I think that gnome neads liberating. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» da_instagatah replied on Sat Nov 16, 2002 @ 5:55pm |
| Coolness: 144365 | hehe...gnomes...hehe |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sat Nov 16, 2002 @ 7:32pm |
| Coolness: 685725 | Can I go steal your grandparents lawn gnome? I'll be all sneaky ninje-stylEEz... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Mon Nov 18, 2002 @ 11:23am |
| Coolness: 471940 | Where did the gnomes go when there's that much snow ??? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» da_instagatah replied on Mon Nov 18, 2002 @ 12:16pm |
| Coolness: 144365 | yes!!! please do!! i hate it! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miss_Amanda replied on Mon Nov 18, 2002 @ 1:02pm |
| Coolness: 160680 | do you plan on destroying the gnome afterwards? cuz I'm in for that |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Nov 18, 2002 @ 7:13pm |
| Coolness: 685725 | I was thinking of a trophy really, to display my mad thug styleez. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» da_instagatah replied on Tue Nov 19, 2002 @ 1:49am |
| Coolness: 144365 | whatever you do steal it.
you know where my grandparents live. uh...i dunno the number but they live on Surrey... go!!!! Quick!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Nov 19, 2002 @ 1:52am |
| Coolness: 685725 | On my way home 2morrow night... :) |
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