Funny Joke!
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Nov 11, 2002 @ 12:37am |
 Coolness: 685610 | I don't know why, but when I read this, I thought of Kafwin, and that made it so much funnier.
******** A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?" Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to the youngster, the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?" "Yes," whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" the man asked. To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No." Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" Yes," came the answer. "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No." Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child. "Is there anyone there besides you?" the boss asked the child. "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman." Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy," whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" asked the boss. "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer. Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?" "A hello-copper," answered the whispering voice. "What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed. In an awed whispering voice, the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper." Alarmed, concerned, and more than just a little frustrated, the boss asked, "What are they searching for?" Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle, "Me." :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» little_sarah replied on Mon Nov 11, 2002 @ 12:49am |
 Coolness: 121460 | aw! that's SO cute!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Mon Nov 11, 2002 @ 4:00am |
 Coolness: 276455 | HiHIHihihiHIi.. I never knew they would turn that whole fiasco into a joke.. sweet :) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Nov 11, 2002 @ 4:01am |
| Coolness: 685610 | I KNEW IT! HAHA!
No one would do anything like that but vachewin... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Mon Nov 11, 2002 @ 4:13am |
| Coolness: 276455 | But ofcorse *takes a bow*.. for only I would have such brain capacity at such a young age to do such clever a thing as this, while the rest of you sat around drooling and staring with blank looks on your faces!!
Where'd all the brain go?!?! :( |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Nov 11, 2002 @ 4:14am |
| Coolness: 685610 | ...so it DID happen last week... :) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Mon Nov 11, 2002 @ 4:34am |
| Coolness: 276455 | .. Exactly.. *smile and nods*.. would you like a lollypop? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Nov 11, 2002 @ 5:09am |
| Coolness: 685610 | yay! A lolly jus fo meeeeeeeee! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Mar 12, 2004 @ 12:21am |
| Coolness: 685610 | *bump* for VACHEWIN!!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Fri Mar 12, 2004 @ 12:26am |
| Coolness: 276455 | hhahahaa I am so smart S.M.R.T. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Mon Mar 22, 2004 @ 1:56am |
 Coolness: 145440 | Yo sorry to burts your bubble but that joke is really old....I heard it many times in Spanish......who knows maybe a Mexican thought of it first......Wow Katie a Mejicano beat you to it!.....and we suck because our pesos are no match to the dollar........hahahaahaa I'm pretty sure I'm laughing alone on this one....:b |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» michaeldino replied on Tue Mar 23, 2004 @ 9:41am |
 Coolness: 68995 | no.. im laughing at you |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Tue Mar 23, 2004 @ 9:54am |
| Coolness: 145440 | that's the spirit |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» michaeldino replied on Tue Mar 23, 2004 @ 10:17pm |
| Coolness: 68995 | A young divorcee' was sitting at a bar one night when she noticed a young, attractive black man just a few stools away. She'd never seen for herself if the stories about black men were true, so she took the opportunity to buy the young stud a drink.
One drink led to another, and those led to the couple going back to the divorcee's apartment. Once there, the woman stripped naked, climbed up in her bed, struck a sexy, come-hither pose, and whispered, "Okay, you gorgeous piece of chocolate man show me what you young, black boys do best." So he beat the shit out of her and stole her stereo... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Wed Mar 24, 2004 @ 1:43pm |
| Coolness: 145440 | you know there is a joke thread purpously started to that effect |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LuNe replied on Sat Mar 27, 2004 @ 12:38am |
 Coolness: 75780 | w3hats yellow and pass trough walls?????
hihihi a magik banana!!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cactain_steef replied on Sat Mar 27, 2004 @ 10:37am |
 Coolness: 154695 | hahahah^^^
how much does a circumsizer make? 10 bucks per penis plus tips HA HA HA HA |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» kitkat replied on Sat Mar 27, 2004 @ 11:06am |
 Coolness: 71270 | wheeeeeeeeeeeeee magic bananas r the best |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Boozer replied on Tue May 4, 2004 @ 2:49pm |
 Coolness: 73765 | One day as I came home early from work ..... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy .... Yo guy .... why are you doing that for? He said .... Because you came home early. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Wed May 19, 2004 @ 9:52pm |
| Coolness: 685610 | What do you call a lesbian hippo?
Rosie O'Donnell |
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