OK, METH HEADS, LAY OFF THE CLARITIN

Thank you, meth heads, for being such a pervasive problem that I now
have to provide my name, address, birth date, and a pinky finger
whenever I want to buy a box of my favorite allergy medication.

At first I was inclined to say, "Let the idiots blow themselves up,"
but unfortunately this would hurt innocent people as well.

I suppose the best option now is to switch medications.

Stay away from the Claritin, I'm warning you.

Jeff Strain, Gilbert