The Joke Thread
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Thu Aug 14, 2003 @ 2:12am |
This is to be a joke thread... For Q/A Jokes use Q: and A: and for other jokes just write them in! Simple... Try to make them good and funny and not too stupid...
Q: How many ethiopians can you fit into a phone booth? A: All of them! |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Thu Aug 14, 2003 @ 2:17am |
Q: What's the best part about an ethiopian chick giving you a blowjob?
A: You know she'll swallow! |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Simply5teve replied on Thu Aug 14, 2003 @ 2:51am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» erin replied on Thu Aug 14, 2003 @ 2:56am |
bahahahaha
Q. Why did God create alcohol? A. So ugly people have a chance to have sex. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Simply5teve replied on Thu Aug 14, 2003 @ 2:58am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» erin replied on Thu Aug 14, 2003 @ 3:00am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» australia2001 replied on Thu Aug 14, 2003 @ 3:26am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» erin replied on Thu Aug 14, 2003 @ 3:30am |
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» toebee replied on Thu Aug 14, 2003 @ 5:47am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cloud9ine replied on Thu Aug 14, 2003 @ 7:33am |
Q: what does a dog and a ner-sighted gynocologyst have in common?
A. They both have wet noses. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» erin replied on Thu Aug 14, 2003 @ 10:15am |
Q. What's hairy on the outside, wet on the inside, starts with 'c', ends with 't', and has a 'u' and an 'n' in the middle?
A. A coconut. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Thu Aug 14, 2003 @ 3:23pm |
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following.
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives........." "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm ajusta tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi." |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Thu Aug 14, 2003 @ 4:09pm |
This little boy and his grandpa are fishing. Grandpa pulls out a beer and the little boy says "Grandpa, can I have one of those?"
Grandpa says,"Is your penis big enough to touch your asshole?" "No" the little boy responds. "Then you can't have one." A while later, the granddad pulls out a cigar and the little boy asks, "Grandpa can I have one of those?" Grandpa then replies "Can your penis touch your asshole?" "No" says the little boy. "Then you can't have one." Later on grandpa and grandson go to the grocery store for food and each buys a lottery ticket. Grandpa is unlucky, but the little boy says, "I just won fifty grand." Grandpa says "Great. You're going to split that with me. Right?" The little boy asks, "Grandpa,is your penis long enough to touch your asshole?" "Yes" said the Grandpa. "Then go fuck yourself!" |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» moondancer replied on Thu Aug 14, 2003 @ 4:13pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Thu Aug 14, 2003 @ 4:20pm |
Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because his dick was stuck in the chicken's ass. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» erin replied on Thu Aug 14, 2003 @ 4:28pm |
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
A: It costs 25 cents to use a telephone. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» toebee replied on Thu Aug 14, 2003 @ 5:10pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» erin replied on Thu Aug 14, 2003 @ 6:34pm |
Q. What's the difference between a bonus and a penis?
A. A woman will still blow a bonus after she gets married |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» somekid replied on Thu Aug 14, 2003 @ 6:35pm |
an egg and a chicken a lying in bed the egg lites up a cigarette and says: "well I guess we settled that one!" |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Thu Aug 14, 2003 @ 6:42pm |
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