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Montreal Jungle Scene Eradicated! 30 Dea
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| MONTREAL JUNGLE SCENE ERADICATED! 30 DEAD.
Montreal, Gazette. Tuesday, January 7, 2003
Thirty of Montreal's most important jungliest died yesterday from cyanide poisoning. Though police have not ruled out criminal charges this tragedy does appear to be an accident at this time. The group which was composed of djs, promoters, and writers were having dinner at the home of one of the Colored coordinators' apartments when the incident that has totally decimated the Montreal jungle seance occurred; apparently the apricot cookies that were consumed after the vegan meal had unusually high amounts of cyanide in them causing all the attendees to expire. The Colored coordinators were recently praised by local columnist Steve Lala who claimed that the group had thrown the best party of 2002. Today the Colored coordinators, Cracked Knuckles crew and In Da Jungle Crews are no longer. All jungle events will be cancelled for the following months. And a memorial service will be held at the Notredame Cathedral on Sunday at noon. Rumor has it that the last known jungle dj, after Mindsets resent defection to happy hard core, Alex might bring some cds.
Ipee Frealy |
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| Funny stuff... |
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| what? |
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| BEST THREAD EVER! |
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| hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa... awww that was funny. Who wrote it? |
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| I dunno but they can't spell for shit. What the fuck is a "roomer"? |
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| Hey i'm back from the dead, and also are the other idj fellows and the Kracked Knuckles....events are not cancelled anymore....
We're all zombies now thought
Pet cemetary stylez
-One Blood- |
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| Zombies are the greatest! I love zombie movies!
*humps all the zombies* |
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| Bloody -ugly characters are funny
That's what i became
I'm a beast now
But still kind
-One Blood- |
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| I wrote it and yes I can't spell for shit. However I had to fix the roomer thing though it can mean roomate for flatmate I was going for rumor or alternatly rumour as in word on da streat.
Somekid |
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| heheh...seb....being a beast should inspire you to do (even more) wicked sets....you'll have the whole dark, undead vibe goin on.... |
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| oh...but having your arm or something fall onto your deck while spinning may cause problems...bring duct tape to idj |
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| That's why i'll use crazy glue
-We are the robots from outerspace- |
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| heehee, too funny.
Thanks Julian. |
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| I'm dead .
But i still play records
Zombie way
-Aum mani padme om- |
Montreal Jungle Scene Eradicated! 30 Dea
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