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 | On Thu 3 Nov, 2005 » El_Presidente said "They call it soft porn cuz you can't get hard to it" |
| On Sat 13 Aug, 2005 » El_Presidente said "On aime ça" |
| On Thu 3 Feb, 2005 » El_Presidente said "sharon you read my mind" |
| On Thu 20 Jan, 2005 » El_Presidente said "Tout ce qui traîne se salit" |
| On Tue 4 Jan, 2005 » El_Presidente said "YOOO FIRAHDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD" |
| On Sat 1 Jan, 2005 » El_Presidente said "et la coche peta" |
| On Sun 19 Dec, 2004 » El_Presidente said "i'm horny all night long" |
| On Tue 10 Aug, 2004 » El_Presidente said "If greeks are halfassed, does it mean you need to be halfnutted to sodomise them?" |
| On Sun 11 Jul, 2004 » El_Presidente said "Nice faggot... PANTS!" |
| On Thu 1 Jul, 2004 » El_Presidente said "6 days of existence left" |
| On Mon 28 Jun, 2004 » El_Presidente said "NIOCHON!" |
| On Mon 28 Jun, 2004 » El_Presidente said "CRÉTIN!" |
| On Sun 27 Jun, 2004 » El_Presidente said "You are the skidmark on the underpants of society" |
| On Sat 26 Jun, 2004 » El_Presidente said "Ringo i love you" |
| On Wed 9 Jun, 2004 » El_Presidente said "Il y a un seul cas où il est convenable d'aborder une femme laide. C'est pour lui demander si elle ne connaît pas l'adresse d'une jolie femme. C'est tout ce qu'il y a à dire sur ce sujet." |
| On Thu 13 May, 2004 » El_Presidente said "OMFGLOLLLLlLlLLlL!!!!!!11111" |
| On Mon 10 May, 2004 » El_Presidente said "I wear gold plated diapers" |
| On Tue 6 Apr, 2004 » El_Presidente said "HOLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" |
| On Sat 13 Mar, 2004 » El_Presidente said "You guys are just a bunch of pussies. Specially Jeff" |
| On Thu 11 Mar, 2004 » El_Presidente said "I'm blacker than you are" |
| On Sat 24 Jan, 2004 » El_Presidente said "im drunk. but what else is new -meg-" |
| On Fri 12 Dec, 2003 » El_Presidente said "ITS NOT A TUMAH!" |
| On Mon 1 Dec, 2003 » El_Presidente said "we should have a helium party" |
| On Thu 27 Nov, 2003 » El_Presidente said "hype hype hype" |
| On Mon 3 Nov, 2003 » El_Presidente said "CAPS CAPS CAPS" |
| On Sat 25 Oct, 2003 » El_Presidente said "puke. that's a funny word!" |
| On Wed 15 Oct, 2003 » El_Presidente said "die" |
| On Mon 29 Sep, 2003 » El_Presidente said "my chicken sandwich tastes like banana" |
| On Mon 29 Sep, 2003 » El_Presidente said "robots" |
| On Sun 14 Sep, 2003 » El_Presidente said "and this is how the cookie crumbles...." |
| On Tue 26 Aug, 2003 » El_Presidente said "Miss amanda has a huge rack" |
| On Sat 23 Aug, 2003 » El_Presidente said "I want an electronic organiser that turns into a cheese grater" |
| On Thu 21 Aug, 2003 » El_Presidente said "chiken pot chiken pot chiken pot pie." |
| On Wed 23 Jul, 2003 » El_Presidente said "today is the day yay!" |
| On Tue 22 Jul, 2003 » El_Presidente said "so long suckers!" |
| On Tue 22 Jul, 2003 » El_Presidente said "cry in mine, they are way cooler.... 1 day left" |
| On Mon 21 Jul, 2003 » El_Presidente said "2 days" |
| On Sat 19 Jul, 2003 » El_Presidente said "4 days" |
| On Fri 18 Jul, 2003 » El_Presidente said "5 days" |
| On Thu 17 Jul, 2003 » El_Presidente said "6 days" |
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