A.S.H's Profile - Oneliners |
 | On Fri 25 May, 2007 » A.S.H said "Why ask Why, You know your going to get a smart ass answer" |
| On Thu 24 May, 2007 » A.S.H said "If You Think She's Spunky Cover Your Monkey." |
| On Thu 24 May, 2007 » A.S.H said "If You Go Into Heat, Package Your Meat." |
| On Wed 23 May, 2007 » A.S.H said "Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any." |
| On Wed 23 May, 2007 » A.S.H said "Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer!!!" |
| On Wed 23 May, 2007 » A.S.H said "The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less." |
| On Tue 22 May, 2007 » A.S.H said "i let you screw me anytime you want!" |
| On Sun 20 May, 2007 » A.S.H said "How can you know what to practice when you hvent been taught the lessonds yet!" |
| On Sun 20 May, 2007 » A.S.H said "if after you is after me i would alwayd be behind you while staying ahead!" |
| On Thu 17 May, 2007 » A.S.H said "The last thing that goes through a bugs mind as he smashes across the winsheild is his ass" |
| On Wed 16 May, 2007 » A.S.H said "Thats my personal goal, to make you cum while having fun!" |
| On Wed 16 May, 2007 » A.S.H said "WOW les femme.... Elle font chier et bander... juste comme la drogue." |
| On Wed 16 May, 2007 » A.S.H said "Hey you know that you suck..... So open your mouth and do what you do best." |
| On Tue 15 May, 2007 » A.S.H said "Moi je suis sa coche... J'ai toute ce qune famma a besoin dans une journée." |
| On Tue 15 May, 2007 » A.S.H said "c come quand tu essaye de temaginer une famme toute nue mais tu poingne un orgazme a place... tu tent plein pas." |
| On Sun 13 May, 2007 » A.S.H said "Une chatte bien provoquer s'advere a se retrouver toujour mouiller." |
| On Thu 10 May, 2007 » A.S.H said "cinq piaces" |
| On Wed 9 May, 2007 » A.S.H said "Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand" |
| On Wed 9 May, 2007 » A.S.H said "women are like asprin take 2 and go to bed" |
| On Wed 9 May, 2007 » A.S.H said "ah the perfect way to end a night!" |
| On Wed 9 May, 2007 » A.S.H said "I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider." |
| On Wed 9 May, 2007 » A.S.H said "Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been."" |
| On Wed 9 May, 2007 » A.S.H said "roses are red violets are black why is your cheast as flat as your back" |
| On Wed 9 May, 2007 » A.S.H said "Rose are red violets are bleu sugar is sweet and so are you. Now the rose have passed and the violet are dead the sugar pots empty and so is your HEAD !!!" |
| On Mon 7 May, 2007 » A.S.H said "A Dick is Tool given to Men by God to Fuck Women over With." |
| On Thu 26 Apr, 2007 » A.S.H said "knock youself out and stick it in your mouth" |
| On Wed 25 Apr, 2007 » A.S.H said "bonne fete tes encore en vie? une anne de moin qui reste dans ta vie!!!" |
| On Wed 25 Apr, 2007 » A.S.H said "Money is the root of all Evil... So if im Evil will that make me Rich?" |
| On Tue 24 Apr, 2007 » A.S.H said "being an actor is the art of being others in disguise" |
| On Sun 15 Apr, 2007 » A.S.H said "wake up and take of the blinds, see life for the first time until you go blind again curl up and die." |
| On Tue 3 Apr, 2007 » A.S.H said "Girls are Bitches and Guys are Dicks, Im a fucking Prick but you make me SICK!!!!" |
| On Tue 27 Mar, 2007 » A.S.H said "si c pas salle de tan en tan c que sa use pas" |
| On Tue 27 Mar, 2007 » A.S.H said "c possible fair plaisir a tous le monde car a ceux que tu plai pas dans ta vie tu va plaire dans ta mort." |
| On Mon 26 Mar, 2007 » A.S.H said "si avoir mal c la preuve que tu est en vie, fuck it tuer moi quelqun." |
| On Sun 11 Mar, 2007 » A.S.H said "Ma biere c comme ma queue... Je me sent toujour plus secure quand jai ma main desu !!!" |
| On Thu 22 Feb, 2007 » A.S.H said "put the beaver in the tree and save both" |
| On Thu 22 Feb, 2007 » A.S.H said "life is like my dick, hard times come and go!!!" |
| On Wed 21 Feb, 2007 » A.S.H said "if you want it get it ... if you cant get it, its that you dont want it enough" |
| On Mon 19 Feb, 2007 » A.S.H said "la vie est remplie de kneu mais avec du temp et la patience tu fine par passer a travail si le kneu est pas defesable coup les dehors de ta line de vie" |
| On Thu 15 Feb, 2007 » A.S.H said "life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you get......... read the fucking label you dumbass!!!" |
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