hum.
well, what next?

Every thursday man, we meet infront of the IGA in Alexis Nihon before heading off to our secret love shack. It's impossible to miss us. Bring lots of toys :D

It's a little known fact, but typing in caps makes it easier for people to understand you.

Allow me to demonstrate

HI,
I AGREE WITH ALL OF YOU BUT I'D AGREE WITH YOU MORE IF YOU JOINED ME AT MY WEEKLY RAELIAN LOVE-SESSION. I SPREAD LOVE BY MAKING IT. YOU CAN TO!

see?

a'ight, I'm off to bed.
e-drama concluded.
Real life drama to follow.

b o r - f u c k i n - i n g

love love,
Carl
kthnxbye

Hey Deamoned Process, you're chill. A calm reasonable reply to a tirade deserves props.

Noah isn't a little angel, no one expects him to be - he doesn't have to. That's not really what's got me all fuckin pissed. It's just that there are certain things even he would be wise *not* to do.

Noah, seriously, I'm really pissed at you. You've got some fucking nerve pulling what you pulled off. Be glad I only heard about it recently... And that the situation has calmed down considerably.

Otherwise...

heh.

yes, he is.

*yawn*

it hasn't really derailed the thread, cause...
well, you're not the one who started it. That'd be me, Carl, Mutherfuckin TEST yo. So you don't really know what direction the thread is supposed to go in.

you like to make assumptions.
But everytime you make assumptions,
you make an ass out of you and me.

and latin, esperanto, whatever.

OMFG MORE ESPERANTO!

Esperanto sucks almost as badly as noah does.

holy shit, you speak esperanto!

yeah, basically.

Oh, come on, like that really matters.
This isn't about meaning, but a lack of it.
A lack of it on Noah's part for being such a cock knocking pigfucker!

I don't need a large vocabulary, the word *horrid* itself alone is all I need to put Noah in his place.

see, that was done with an insult generator and it totally isn't ANYWHERE near as brilliant as *my* piece, as MY insult generator had adlib features making it possible to *personalize* the message.

It's not simply complete and utter bullshit. There happen to be some serious issues at hand, issues I'll let NOAH disclose if he chooses to. I'm going to be gone come tomorrow for the month so he'll be able to say whatever he wants without fear of the truth messing it up. And I assure you, giving Noahs behavioral norms, what he did is shocking enough to warrant my internet bitchslap.

I'm just letting him know that I know, and that I'm not fucking down with what he did.

And yes, this thread is horrid isn't it?
But that's human relatin for yah. Horrid as horrid can be.

And besides, who here don't be likin the edrama?
edited for nothin

That's no simple fucking essay, it has roots in the truth. Robert and Candace are real fucking people.

Yeah, it was. And if by bad, you mean pretty fucking brilliant, you're right.

You pig fucking scrotum licking douche bag! I can't believe you did what you did to you know who about you know what. You're fucking DISGUSTING. You're a horrid person. Infact, I can't believe how horridly horrid a horrid person you are. You are so horrid that your horridness is beyond human comprehension. That is how fucking horrid you are, Noah. Pretty damn horrid, if you ask me. But you wouldn't, because you know I hate you and disdain you and that if I ever saw you I would beat you up like a mad junglist. You horrid pigfucker!

I am so absolutely fucking baffled by how much you fucking suck, it's incredible. I stand here, typing this, completly baffled by your suckacity. COMPLETLY. You are a focal point for all which sucks in the universe, sucking everything which sucks into you, like some sort of giant blackhole of suckiness. You, Noah, suck. FUCK.

I remember when we first met. You were hanging out with Candace over in NDG at that pool hall Robert owns. You remember Robert right? You remember how you fucked him over? Asshole! That's what you are. One giant rectum. Always have been! Hey, I wonder whatever happened to Candy? Oh yeah, I remember... You fucked her over the same way you fucked Bobby over! YOU FUCKER.

fuck, you suck.

I'm leaving for Halifax tomorrow, to visit Candace for the month. She might visit Montreal this summer. If she does she'll kick your ass. That's it, i'm out. Nymph guy. Check your email,
if you're all clueless about why I'm ripping on you, you stupid fucker.

PEACE,
Carl (yeah, that's fucking right, bitch. Now
you remember huh?)

and it's true,
she's the best.

k, now for real,
byethnx

shit, dude, it's 3:30.
I got to head downtown to meet the Nymph in all his Nymphish glory. And kick him in the nuts. Hah, nah. That'd be mean.

So I guess I'm out 15 dollars. Unless I can mow it tomorrow. If not, you win. Mow that lawn, and mow it well. Say Hi to Elixir for me.

I'll see if I can get someone to buy me icecream.

kbyethnx

I'm talking about lawn mowing, i'm going to make 15$ man. Totally sweet.

I can buy icecream with that, man.
Strawberry Cheesecake Icecream, if I'm lucky.

cool, send me coordinates and I'm there.

but you have to provide the lawnmower.
civics opitional.

I'll do it for 15$

well fuck me up the ass with a rhino's horn,
you're absolutely right.

you were never appointed prez of the board by anyone tho. Betty Blush appointed you prez of the Elixir Fanclub. You appointed yourself prez of the board.

Which is cool. I'm down with this "I'm the president, and that's it" business. You've got what it takes to be famous, Prez. Fo Sho'

rave

but it was never about being prez of the board.
it was about being prez of the Elixir Fanclub.

I don't think the board has a president.
It's got a dictator tho.

PARAAAAAAAANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOID.

if I want to grab ass, I wouldn't be behind her, anyways.

I'd be behind whoever's ass I want to grab.

//e r da 0riginal l33t children of Adam n 3ve,
here 2 reKLaim za g4rd3n 0f 3de|| Fr0m ZaTaN'Z 4RMY. J00 l34/E if j00 dunt lik it.

On the bright side, I'm going away for a month after just getting here, but when I come back I'm going to piss all over the place.

FUCKERS.

Ahhh, fine, fine, I'll call off the whole revolution. Doubters!

Da Instagatah, as president of the Elixir fanclub, you get to have ravewave boys and girls strip for you. Just by pointing your finger at them and saying "by the power invested in me by the Holy Nymph, and my Adoration of The Elixir Lady, you shall strip for me!"

and voila, instant nakedness.

it's a pretty sweet deal.

But a revolution would of been pretty sweet to.

bump

fuzz

sex and drugs

^^ cause you like a good head of hair, which is cool.

(I am who I says I am, and that's who I am)

toes

sinners rock the casbah

legs

(i know)

I get to live here.
icky.

Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

cause she says I have pretty hair!
Fuck that rocks!!!

fuck your doctor