I Has A New Gf
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Here name is Vanessa. I met her at on friday at some warehouse rave. Anyway, it turns out shes over 16, so its not rape! And, she totally wants to be with me. Shes my special valentine! :3
I feel so loved! <3 <3 <3 |
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| I'm feeling apathetic right now.. |
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| i anal'ed her last weekend.. |
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| I'm feeling white flaging right now.. |
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| you guys really shouldn't be having sex with zombies :/ |
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| I'm feeling you up right now.. |
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| But zombies are funney, you can create new holes on demand |
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| I'm feeling in bloom right now.. |
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| Originally Posted By CLOWN
i anal'ed her last weekend..
Lol |
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| I'm feeling like the good guy right now.. |
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| ish, ca reveille ca le lendemain matin |
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| Man, si t'es tellement saoul que tu ramenes ca chez vous, t'es soit le gars le plus desperate de la planete (ou presque) ou tu ne sais juste pas boire... sacrament! Meme saoul comme une botte je ramene juste des filles que je trouve hawt, si l'opportunité se présente. C'est un mythe l'histoire de "the drunker I get the hotter you are", c'est ben plus "the drunker I get the hornier I get" |
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| I'm feeling ronery right now.. |
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| Originally Posted By LONE_STAR
ish, ca reveille ca le lendemain matin
LOL |
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| I'm feeling gimme crackpipe right now.. |
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| whatever. Shes with me, and im crazy about her. Today she made me waffles for breakfast; they were made with cinnamon and love. How many of you can say that? I dunno why you would disrespect her like that. You dont even know her. Anyways, the best part is that shes super plur; its pretty special being with a girl like that. |
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| I'm feeling apathetic right now.. |
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| Hey, I have an idea, I'll make you love-cinnamon waffles and you can pay my rent, deal? |
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| I'm feeling ronery right now.. |
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| Originally Posted By GAMOS
whatever. Shes with me, and im crazy about her. Today she made me waffles for breakfast; they were made with cinnamon and love. How many of you can say that? I dunno why you would disrespect her like that. You dont even know her. Anyways, the best part is that shes super plur; its pretty special being with a girl like that.
I actually had waffles like that yesterday. |
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| I'm feeling will dj for money right now.. |
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| gurn baby gurn, etard inferno! |
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| I'm feeling 4yrs of ezbake right now.. |
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| Originally Posted By KISHMAY_PINAS
gurn baby gurn, etard inferno!
<3 !!! |
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| I'm feeling gimme crackpipe right now.. |
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| ...I thought she was actually a zombie...Scared the hell out of me too... |
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| I'm feeling pretty freaking good right now.. |
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| need to find you a beter woman :P |
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| I'm feeling psy trance!!! right now.. |
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| Originally Posted By STRANGEDAHLIA
But zombies are funney, you can create new holes on demand
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| I'm feeling poutinecore!! right now.. |
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| What do you all have against my cousin? she's an awesome person |
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| I'm feeling wtf charles? right now.. |
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| It's what's on the inside that counts. =P |
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| I'm feeling groovy in the heart right now.. |
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| jpense que le probleme c pt la drogue... pasque su ste foto la je sais pas squa prit mais a la po laire toute la..... taurait du prendre une foto un coup debuzzé pi un coup avoir manger té patente a canelle ..... je serai curieux de voir une foto avec son tint sa tete pi ses yux po reviré! |
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| I'm feeling relax right now.. |
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| dude... if I ever saw that thing in my house, I'd call the fucking ghost busters STAT!
Ufot-holly crap, that zombie isnt a zombie |
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| I'm feeling haxin an milkin all right now.. |
I Has A New Gf
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