Some People Should Keep Their Mouths Shut.
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou a répondu le Thu 21 Sep, 2006 @ 11:47am |
 Coolness: 136205 | Its a mess i received from one of my partner in crime... i had to show you guys
--------------------------------- (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. `````````````````````````````````` "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey ``````````` "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign . ````````````````````````````````````````````````` "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. ````````````````````````````````````````````` "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC. ```````````````````````````````````````````````````` "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas. ```````````````````````````` "Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark `````````````````````````````````` "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President ``````````````````` "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst. ```````````````````````````````````````````` "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor. ````````````````````````````````` "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." --Keppel Enderbery ```````````````` "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina ```````````````````````````````````````````` "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Feeling smarter yet? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD a répondu le Thu 21 Sep, 2006 @ 12:08pm |
 Coolness: 509720 | Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
important part of your life. Gold!! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan a répondu le Thu 21 Sep, 2006 @ 12:30pm |
 Coolness: 166705 | thanks for the laugh...that Mariah Carrey quote is in the inlay of a Lard album. (for those interested Lard is half DeadKennedys and half Ministry) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PonChalice a répondu le Thu 21 Sep, 2006 @ 12:50pm |
 Coolness: 76415 | ahh... never mind. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb a répondu le Thu 21 Sep, 2006 @ 12:58pm |
 Coolness: 122470 | you gotta love marion barry, got caught smoking crack - there's hope for us all to join politics (ugh) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn a répondu le Thu 21 Sep, 2006 @ 1:55pm |
 Coolness: 178805 | ***"Your food stamps will be stopped effective
March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina*** LOL, ça me fait penser à un truc de Pérusse... "Bonjour, je suis présentement décédé..."  |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD a répondu le Thu 21 Sep, 2006 @ 2:42pm |
| Coolness: 509720 | lol, trop! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Psyborg a répondu le Fri 22 Sep, 2006 @ 2:40am |
 Coolness: 105840 | I used to work in customer service for a certain phone company... You guys can't even imagine all the stupid stuff I heard while working in there!! That's for sure a nice way to have a good self-esteem. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou a répondu le Fri 22 Sep, 2006 @ 9:22am |
| Coolness: 136205 | i can, i did for Yves Rocher, Canada/USA and I can confirm that the Texas woman and the afro american needs a new brain. They should not be allowed to order or use a phone. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Psyborg a répondu le Fri 22 Sep, 2006 @ 2:23pm |
| Coolness: 105840 | I could say the same about all those Toronto assholes that told me to go back to my fucking country while I was in Quebec... D'OH! lol |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Luna-1 a répondu le Fri 22 Sep, 2006 @ 2:25pm |
| Coolness: 118660 | hey toronto asshole eh ???? 6 you know what FUCK YOU YO! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou a répondu le Fri 22 Sep, 2006 @ 2:42pm |
| Coolness: 136205 | Originally Posted By ARMANI I COULD SAY THE SAME ABOUT ALL THOSE TORONTO ASSHOLES THAT TOLD ME TO GO BACK TO MY FUCKING COUNTRY WHILE I WAS IN QUEBEC... D'OH! LOL
Dumb ass I also saw a website once for American to go on it and ask question about Canada, and my fav question was the fallowing: Can I walk from Vancouver to Toronto?! or this one was good: Is it true that you guys have hippo fight (the answer was: Yes we do, but you have to go naked) Or: Does Moose bite?! Its like, GET OUT OF YOUR HOUSE ONCE IN A WHILE.... damn american |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb a répondu le Fri 22 Sep, 2006 @ 2:45pm |
| Coolness: 122470 | there's nothing like ruining your faith in humanity than working in customer service. i worked in customer service for 3 years and i left with a big disdain for people in general
....but i like you guys |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Psyborg a répondu le Fri 22 Sep, 2006 @ 2:49pm |
| Coolness: 105840 | Originally Posted By JESSE-SAVAGE HEY TORONTO ASSHOLE EH ???? 6 YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU YO!
Aahahahaha at least did you read my post till the end? WizDumb, I totally agree!! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Luna-1 a répondu le Fri 22 Sep, 2006 @ 2:51pm |
| Coolness: 118660 | toronto peeps are aight ok ! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Psyborg a répondu le Fri 22 Sep, 2006 @ 2:53pm |
| Coolness: 105840 | It's like any other city, there's good people, and there is assholes too. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb a répondu le Fri 22 Sep, 2006 @ 2:54pm |
| Coolness: 122470 | yup, well said. same goes for americans. some are the biggest douches and some are the nicest folk, the world is sadly mostly populated by shitters |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou a répondu le Fri 22 Sep, 2006 @ 2:54pm |
| Coolness: 136205 | takes all kind of people to do a world! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb a répondu le Fri 22 Sep, 2006 @ 2:55pm |
| Coolness: 122470 | it's what makes the world go around |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Psyborg a répondu le Fri 22 Sep, 2006 @ 2:56pm |
| Coolness: 105840 | Sadly, you're right Minou. Wish we could get rid of some kinds of people though. |
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