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| Hmmm... I lied to a girl and said I had something special prepared for her if she came out with me tonight. (I thought she was gonna say no)
So I'm in a jam.
What can I do that is special and romantic. For a girl. And that I wouldn't need to plan more than 5 minutes early.
Wow.. I screwed myself over now |
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| show her your penis. |
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| if u got 5 min...u aint gonna go far buddy...
unless you dont mind spending lots of money.. |
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| damnit...
so any suggestions? |
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| well..if you dont mind spending...buy her a gift..jewelry will always be appreciated..take her to a nice restaurant and get drunk...im pretty sure you'll get what you want out of your night |
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| dude its all about being playful, 10 dollars will bring you far my man go into a dollarstore and buy some action figures then tell her the special event of the night is a round of Ninja battle fighting to the death, then after that buy stickers and stick them on her shoulders. go into a clothing store take the dumbest/gayest looking coat and try it on and make her try it on and then whisper to her jokingly. WE SO NEED TO STEAL THESE!
PLAYFULNESS 4 LYFE YO
don't forget to tell her your penis is about the size of a shrimp, but you tell everyoneelse that your hung like a blackstatllion.
I swear to god im not joking... if she doesnt laugh shes a tard. |
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| hmmm..
Thats a tough one. |
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| oh and accuse her of hitting on you all the time, tell her that you are not a object of her sexual desire, and that she will have to pay up if she wnats to cop a feel. |
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| mix tape aka grade 7. |
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| butthole |
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| Originally posted by CHERRYONIONKISS...
mix tape aka grade 7.
YESSSS!!! |
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| god damnit, raver girls suck. |
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| i think u suck too |
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| fuckit... she ended up cancelling anyway...
apparently my specially planned event wasnt enough for her to come out with me
apparently nobody likes me and Im gonna die lonely and forgotten |
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| ill go out with you dino.. ill even let you stick it in my crack... cocain in a can baby!! |
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| [ www... ] thanks man... thanks
that means a lot |
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| Pathetic.
That's all I gotta say. |
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| man too bad i didnt' read this earlier- i'm the queen of cheesy romantic |
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| so give me suggestoins for next time |
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| fart on her head...and then ask her to teach you how to do the dutch oven when she screams |
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