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 | On Sun Jan 9, 2005 » Toltech said "Momma didn't raise no fool and Poppa didn't raise me at all. - Foxy Brown from "Drawn Together"" |
| On Thu Jan 6, 2005 » Toltech said "What you said was so sweet like syrup, I got a cavity listening to it. -Moi-....god I'm lame." |
| On Wed Jan 5, 2005 » Toltech said "To whoever or whom ever reads this, thanks you." |
| On Tue Jan 4, 2005 » Toltech said "Was that a threat or a poem?!" |
| On Thu Dec 30, 2004 » Toltech said "Wowowowow, ease off the pedal there Jeff Gordon." |
| On Mon Apr 19, 2004 » Toltech said "I remember El Paso. I spent a month there one night!" |
| On Mon Apr 19, 2004 » Toltech said "The Rain Forest?! That sounds wet!" |
| On Mon Apr 19, 2004 » Toltech said "Sensational?! That sounds like something Lisa Minelli would say "It's a hit I tell you, a hit!"" |
| On Fri Apr 16, 2004 » Toltech said "Buoyyyy ya beta pull ya pant up befo' i smak yah!" |
| On Tue Apr 13, 2004 » Toltech said "Konnichiwa bitches!" |
| On Thu Apr 8, 2004 » Toltech said "Hello! If you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner!" |
| On Thu Apr 8, 2004 » Toltech said "My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished." |
| On Mon Apr 5, 2004 » Toltech said "Everyone Wants Happiness, No One Wants Pain, But You Can't Make A Rainbow Without A Little Bit Of Rain" |
| On Mon Apr 5, 2004 » Toltech said "stay in milk, drink school, brush your greens, eat your teeth, don't do sleep get your 8 hours of drugs" |
| On Thu Apr 1, 2004 » Toltech said "All I wanna do is zooma zoom zoom in yo' boom boom!" |
| On Tue Mar 23, 2004 » Toltech said "Read between the lies." |
| On Tue Mar 23, 2004 » Toltech said "What's the BFD about HDTV?" |
| On Thu Mar 18, 2004 » Toltech said "It shouldn't be Blondie, it should be Brownie. (in the right context, it made me laugh pretty hard)" |
| On Mon Mar 15, 2004 » Toltech said "My door is always open so feel free to leave." |
| On Mon Mar 15, 2004 » Toltech said "It's nice to be important but it's important to be nice." |
| On Fri Mar 12, 2004 » Toltech said "I'm not smilling at you. I'm trying not to laugh." |
| On Fri Mar 5, 2004 » Toltech said "I drink to this, i drink to that, i dont know what i drink, but i drink en tabarnak!" |
| On Mon Jan 26, 2004 » Toltech said "Gee Willikers! It must be obvious day on Camp Stupid." |
| On Tue Dec 23, 2003 » Toltech said "I live under a rock called music. -Fishead-" |
| On Mon Dec 22, 2003 » Toltech said "If Jesus was alive today, he would probably be dead." |
| On Mon Dec 22, 2003 » Toltech said "A day without sunshine is like....you know....night." |
| On Fri Dec 19, 2003 » Toltech said "Si tu fais le mal, fait le bien. Parce que le mal bien fait, fait bien moins mal." |
| On Thu Dec 18, 2003 » Toltech said "Look! I should not walk so a child may live!....that's what it does!" |
| On Sat Dec 13, 2003 » Toltech said "Fear not the earl lest I had conquered him and peopled else this isle with Calibans." |
| On Sat Dec 13, 2003 » Toltech said "You have been blessed with the egregious qualities of a duffle-bag in His Majesty's Royal Navy." |
| On Fri Dec 5, 2003 » Toltech said "Si Judas n'avait pas existé, il n'y aurait pas de croix sur les églises. -Chamfort-" |
| On Wed Dec 3, 2003 » Toltech said "Je n'irai pas lutter contre le pot de fer, moi qui ne suis qu'une cruche." |
| On Sun Nov 9, 2003 » Toltech said "The "Employee of The Month" award is the opiate of the masses." |
| On Wed Oct 22, 2003 » Toltech said "I wanna die peacefully like my grandpa. Not yelling and screaming like the passangers on his bus." |
| On Wed Aug 20, 2003 » Toltech said "I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." |
| On Wed Jul 23, 2003 » Toltech said "A man with his hands in his pockets will feel cocky all day." |
| On Wed Jul 16, 2003 » Toltech said "I'm sitting on top of the world, and I've got hemorrhoids." |
| On Fri May 23, 2003 » Toltech said "I dunno what's going on." |
| On Wed Feb 26, 2003 » Toltech said "What's this section then?" |
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