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| On Sat Jan 7, 2006 » Smile said
"Bagels are good" |
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| On Tue Dec 6, 2005 » Smile said
"There's nothing you can do to make me untrue to my pooh,...(my pooh)...... he may not be a movie star but when it come to being stinky, we are! There's not a diaper today, who could tear me away, from my pooh...." |
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| On Wed Nov 23, 2005 » Smile said
"SNOW IS COLD" |
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| On Wed Nov 23, 2005 » Smile said
"Nice men become our bitches, mean men are bitches" |
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| On Sat Nov 19, 2005 » Smile said
"I actually don't want school to end... it makes me sad to say goodbye. Screw christmas break! Nerds reunite!" |
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| On Wed Nov 16, 2005 » Smile said
"That's a mighty large surf board u got there..." |
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| On Mon Oct 17, 2005 » Smile said
"Concentration requires Silence" |
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| On Mon Oct 10, 2005 » Smile said
"I have Post Nasal Drip" |
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| On Fri Sep 30, 2005 » Smile said
"It would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood" |
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| On Sun Sep 25, 2005 » Smile said
"Hello!" |
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| On Thu Sep 22, 2005 » Smile said
"I Like Life. I Love Life. I Live Life. (Like + Love = Live... get it?)" |
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| On Tue Sep 20, 2005 » Smile said
"Does Selfless love truely exist?" |
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| On Mon Sep 19, 2005 » Smile said
"We must share the happiness that we feel. It's a gift." |
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| On Sat Sep 17, 2005 » Smile said
"I'm bloated." |
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| On Wed Sep 14, 2005 » Smile said
"I was born in the Wrong Generation" |
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| On Sun Sep 11, 2005 » Smile said
"Summer'll Never End!" |
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| On Fri Sep 9, 2005 » Smile said
"In your Doughnut" |
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| On Thu Sep 8, 2005 » Smile said
"Girls never poop. Nope. They never fart either." |
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| On Mon Sep 5, 2005 » Smile said
"Safety Pins are the Cure for Everything" |
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| On Sun Sep 4, 2005 » Smile said
"I don't know about you guys... but every time I drink alcohol I end up feeling kind of funny... and I always end up in some stranger's bed..." |
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| On Sun Sep 4, 2005 » Smile said
"The other other dead meat" |
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| On Fri Sep 2, 2005 » Smile said
"I like monkeys... I like swinging too... but what I enjoy most is flying in mid air before grabbing the next branch, Oh, and eating and sleeping and all that necessary stuff." |
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| On Mon Aug 29, 2005 » Smile said
"This ain't no advertisin' place sonny, this here is the oneliners!" |
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| On Fri Aug 26, 2005 » Smile said
"Mike should get an award for all of his Oneliners... *Hands Mike the Oneliner Award* *clap clap*" |
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| On Tue Aug 23, 2005 » Smile said
"I have a crush on Dumbledor..." |
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| On Sat Jul 23, 2005 » Smile said
"If you suck in bed it's because you fear love ;)" |
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| On Fri Jul 1, 2005 » Smile said
"I was eating some Sea Poup as I was tying my Shucky Loolace" |
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| On Thu Jun 30, 2005 » Smile said
"Mex is Sessy and my Bags are too Panty (oh the joy of spoonerisms)" |
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| On Wed May 11, 2005 » Smile said
"The Feeling of Flying is Liberating, Yet the Potential of Falling is Intimidating" |
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| On Mon May 9, 2005 » Smile said
"Life is Beautiful." |
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