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 | On Sun Sep 7, 2003 » shpud said "i dont really like bananas" |
| On Tue Apr 1, 2003 » shpud said "i have to pee" |
| On Sat Mar 8, 2003 » shpud said "i hate it when my ass bleeds" |
| On Wed Jul 31, 2002 » shpud said "tomorow im gonna go ride a caMEL" |
| On Thu Jun 13, 2002 » shpud said "oh grreat a talking gecco" |
| On Wed Apr 24, 2002 » shpud said "look at the pretty colours i like ecstamacy it goes good with the colours" |
| On Wed Apr 10, 2002 » shpud said "why worry when there's pharmaprix?" |
| On Sun Apr 7, 2002 » shpud said "i saw her the other day at fairview" |
| On Sat Apr 6, 2002 » shpud said "so im sitting here on a saturday night eating a bowl of three flavour ice cream that i cant taste causemy nose is blocked and my dad is sleeping in this very room and hes snoring away, what an exciting life i have dont i? i gotta find myself some peo" |
| On Fri Mar 22, 2002 » shpud said "i'm bored at school supposed to write an essay on a movie, instead im writing an article that is so totally non school related. im gonna fail" |
| On Thu Feb 7, 2002 » shpud said "some girl called me in the middle of the night to ask me if i gave this guy head" |
| On Mon Feb 4, 2002 » shpud said "if anyone wants to do my homework for me feel free, cause i dont wanna, aww come on pleeeeeaase! ill give you some jujubes :)" |
| On Mon Jan 28, 2002 » shpud said "chunks ahoy are very tasty..mmmmm...." |
| On Sat Jan 26, 2002 » shpud said "im bored, cause im sober" |
| On Fri Jan 18, 2002 » shpud said "ME: likes coke aaaahhh...i mean coca-cola he he he :)" |
| On Wed Jan 16, 2002 » shpud said "no mommy, i dont wanna go to school today" |
| On Thu Jan 10, 2002 » shpud said "something smells really funny in here..." |
| On Tue Jan 8, 2002 » shpud said "*yawns* im bored..." |
| On Sun Jan 6, 2002 » shpud said "jubilee" |
| On Sat Jan 5, 2002 » shpud said "i'm not sure but i think all that white stuff outside is snow..." |
| On Thu Dec 27, 2001 » shpud said "chocolate chip cookies rock!" |
| On Tue Dec 25, 2001 » shpud said "yo whatup doc?" |
| On Tue Dec 25, 2001 » shpud said "i woke up this morning with a soar throat, i hate it." |
| On Sun Dec 23, 2001 » shpud said "he he barbie's a whore!!!!" |
| On Thu Dec 20, 2001 » shpud said "mmmmm....pickled penis..." |
| On Wed Dec 19, 2001 » shpud said "PENIS!" |
| On Mon Dec 17, 2001 » shpud said "i had eggs for breakfast" |
| On Fri Dec 14, 2001 » shpud said "mmmm....cheeeese...." |
| On Thu Dec 13, 2001 » shpud said "100 points and you win
now i wont tell you what you win, ill leave that to your imagination" |
| On Thu Dec 13, 2001 » shpud said "i heard that nymph has big tits too and when i grab them i get 10 points :)" |
| On Tue Dec 11, 2001 » shpud said "my ass is itchy" |
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