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| On Thu Feb 21, 2008 » hazel said
"Make poverty history: cheaper drugs now!" |
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| On Fri Feb 1, 2008 » hazel said
"He is the bee's knees, the wasps nipples, he is, i would go so far as to say, the entire set of erogenous zones of every major insect in the Western world." |
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| On Fri Nov 23, 2007 » hazel said
"who says monkeys can't buy happiness?!" |
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| On Wed Aug 15, 2007 » hazel said
"Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey." |
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| On Wed Aug 8, 2007 » hazel said
"you're born alone, you die alone; everything in between can be fixed with photoshop" |
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| On Sun Aug 5, 2007 » hazel said
"mint tea is the new benzodiazepam" |
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| On Sun Aug 5, 2007 » hazel said
"enable is the new empower" |
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| On Wed Jul 18, 2007 » hazel said
"Despite All My Rave I'm Still Just A Bat In a Cave" |
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| On Fri Apr 20, 2007 » hazel said
"is that lust or pity that i see in your eyes?" |
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| On Thu Mar 29, 2007 » hazel said
"Well, if you're mixing drinks, I'd like a slow comfortable screw up against the wall of a bus station in Passaic, New Jersey." |
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| On Sat Feb 3, 2007 » hazel said
"it is pain that brings people together" |
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| On Thu Jan 25, 2007 » hazel said
"when dark clouds appeared in the sky, we pointed out that they were only temporary, that the darkness would soon pass and the sun break through" |
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| On Thu Jan 11, 2007 » hazel said
"when you are anxious to achieve something, you forget about fear" |
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| On Mon Dec 18, 2006 » hazel said
"FUCK.SHIT.UP!" |
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| On Sat Dec 16, 2006 » hazel said
"life or death? ... interesting choice" |
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| On Fri Dec 15, 2006 » hazel said
"the revolution is my fuckbuddy" |
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| On Thu Dec 14, 2006 » hazel said
"fire will attract more attention than any other cry for help" |
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| On Tue Dec 12, 2006 » hazel said
"is it in yet?" |
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