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 | On Thu Feb 21, 2008 » hazel said "Make poverty history: cheaper drugs now!" |
| On Fri Feb 1, 2008 » hazel said "He is the bee's knees, the wasps nipples, he is, i would go so far as to say, the entire set of erogenous zones of every major insect in the Western world." |
| On Fri Nov 23, 2007 » hazel said "who says monkeys can't buy happiness?!" |
| On Wed Aug 15, 2007 » hazel said "Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey." |
| On Wed Aug 8, 2007 » hazel said "you're born alone, you die alone; everything in between can be fixed with photoshop" |
| On Sun Aug 5, 2007 » hazel said "mint tea is the new benzodiazepam" |
| On Sun Aug 5, 2007 » hazel said "enable is the new empower" |
| On Wed Jul 18, 2007 » hazel said "Despite All My Rave I'm Still Just A Bat In a Cave" |
| On Fri Apr 20, 2007 » hazel said "is that lust or pity that i see in your eyes?" |
| On Thu Mar 29, 2007 » hazel said "Well, if you're mixing drinks, I'd like a slow comfortable screw up against the wall of a bus station in Passaic, New Jersey." |
| On Sat Feb 3, 2007 » hazel said "it is pain that brings people together" |
| On Thu Jan 25, 2007 » hazel said "when dark clouds appeared in the sky, we pointed out that they were only temporary, that the darkness would soon pass and the sun break through" |
| On Thu Jan 11, 2007 » hazel said "when you are anxious to achieve something, you forget about fear" |
| On Mon Dec 18, 2006 » hazel said "FUCK.SHIT.UP!" |
| On Sat Dec 16, 2006 » hazel said "life or death? ... interesting choice" |
| On Fri Dec 15, 2006 » hazel said "the revolution is my fuckbuddy" |
| On Thu Dec 14, 2006 » hazel said "fire will attract more attention than any other cry for help" |
| On Tue Dec 12, 2006 » hazel said "is it in yet?" |
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