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| On Mon Dec 13, 2004 » elixireleven said
"That crazy bint had a whip." |
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| On Fri Jul 9, 2004 » elixireleven said
"oh wont you please take me home whoa whoa" |
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| On Fri Jul 2, 2004 » elixireleven said
"cobbled up ruins. large stacks of them." |
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| On Thu Mar 25, 2004 » elixireleven said
""Don't see the fnords and they won't eat you". That's what I've heard the wisemen say. But I can't get away from those beasties... There's just no fucking way." |
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| On Mon Mar 22, 2004 » elixireleven said
"how many columbians have to die for me to have a good saturday night?" |
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| On Thu Feb 26, 2004 » elixireleven said
"shes a very kinky girl, the kind you dont take home to mother" |
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| On Wed Feb 25, 2004 » elixireleven said
"some gordos... SUCK" |
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| On Wed Feb 25, 2004 » elixireleven said
"to matt: (three weeks later) did you lick your wisdom off the back of a postage stamp?" |
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| On Mon Feb 9, 2004 » elixireleven said
"fine a camera. hold it at arms length. and take another self-portrait why don't you." |
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| On Sun Dec 28, 2003 » elixireleven said
"you get 50 bucks for submitting someone to the douglas." |
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| On Sat Dec 27, 2003 » elixireleven said
"all a girl needs is a little volunteered cock and the opportunity to go shopping." |
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| On Tue Sep 23, 2003 » elixireleven said
"my cats breath smells like cat food." |
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| On Mon Jul 7, 2003 » elixireleven said
"URSAI KONO BAKARYO! (japanese to english translation: "shut up you noisy idiot")" |
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