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 | » Party_Girl said "il faut soufrire pour etre belle!!" |
 | » funkytopcrazy said "tâche de bien te rappeller de mon nom car c'est le prochain que tu risque de crier au lit!" |
| » Party_Girl said "BEER: now cheaper than gasoline, so dont drive...DRINK!!!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "toi c'est comme moi mais toi c'est moi en mieux!" |
| » Party_Girl said "what makes you different makes you beautiful!!!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "en amour la modération a bien meilleur goût: on risque moins à être blessé." |
 | » Mico said "A butterfly will always emerge from its cocoon." |
| » funkytopcrazy said "sex it's like coffee: sometimes it is sweet, sometimes it is strong ,this depends on tastes!" |
| » Mico said "Ni l'un ni l'autre et tous les deux a la fois." |
| » funkytopcrazy said "le pouvoir des AKT...rien de plus puissant! du moins quand té pas trop accoté!" |
| » Party_Girl said "AKT TIME" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "you can create full of dreams without all to accomplish them necessarily" |
 | » oreade said "La fin ne justifie pas les moyens et le début ne justifie pas les gros non plus." |
| » funkytopcrazy said "thanks go it's friday!" |
| » Party_Girl said "is it friday yet?" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "à table mon ami!Régalons-nous et surtout...pas de gaspillage!" |
| » Party_Girl said "jadore la cerise sur le sundae" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "ayant plusieurs partie sur ton anatomie, tu me servira d'entrée, de repas principal ainsi que de dessert (la petite cerise sur le sundae);-P" |
 | » AlienZeD said "If global warming heats the earth, why don't we just bring cool back?" |
| » Party_Girl said "jai hate de manger moi too!!!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "je me met à table pour te déguster;-)" |
| » Party_Girl said "lets get drunk and dance on tables" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "my life is a big party and I do not want to stop dancing with you" |
| » Party_Girl said "shoot for the moon,even if you miss, youll land among the stars!!!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "critiquer les autres est signes de stupidité...mieux veut donner son opinion, c'est moins blessant mais souvent plus direct!!!" |
| » Party_Girl said "if people tell you youve change,just tell them that youve only found yourself!!!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "if you think that what I write is stupid, it is... but with a little of truth" |
 | » moondancer said "What is the meaning of human life, or of organic life altogether? To answer this question at all implies a religion. Is there any sense then, you ask, in putting it? I answer, the man who regards his own life and that of his fellow creatures as meaningles" |
| » Party_Girl said "dont chase them, replace them" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "''fuck you!...or fuck me ;-P''" |
| » Party_Girl said "you can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you cant pick your friends nose!!!" |
| » AlienZeD said "sex is fucked" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "''the first person of whom I think by raising me in the morning: me... then I would think of you.''" |
| » Party_Girl said "i wish i knew what you were thinking when you smiled at me!!!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "''pas capable est mort et enterré...quand ont veut, ont peut!''" |
| » Party_Girl said "we might not remember the tests we failed but we will never forget the people we were with on the nights we didnt study!!!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "''si la drogue te lâche avant que tu ne la lâche, laisse-la faire, elle va te revenir''" |
| » Party_Girl said "were only young once, so lets fuck it up right!!!!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "''i'm always unsatisfied...what could satisfy me? Let me think about it...''" |
| » Party_Girl said "HAHA, i dont get it!!!" |
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