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 | » toebee said "Fix me now, bring me back to life." |
 | » kitkat said "i am tired, i am weary, i could sleep for a thousand years, a thousand dreams that would awake me.." |
 | » mdc said "stroke it to japanese shizer anime porn" |
 | » Mali said "masturbate" |
 | » da_instagatah said "each day...we (fill in the blank)." |
 | » daFTWin said "I just wanna poo." |
| » da_instagatah said "i just wanna make a fire" |
| » kitkat said "i wanna make a fire down by the trax and roast marshmallows" |
| » daFTWin said "You can still find those?" |
| » Neon_Golden said "i love pac-man Cereal or at least those marshmellows, but mom keeps saying their bad for my belly" |
| » daFTWin said "THAT IS SO OLD." |
| » Mali said "HAHAHAHAHA.. isa.. where did you get that from?" |
 | » screw_you said ""video games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."" |
| » daFTWin said "POO!!" |
| » screw_you said "say hello to my little friend" |
 | » El_Presidente said "if you know what I mean" |
| » kitkat said "you know you want to" |
| » Mali said "fuck Johnny" |
| » da_instagatah said "heeeeeeere's johnny!" |
| » daFTWin said "My wish was that you got the token in the sewer.." |
| » Mali said "you suck hardcore mother fucker donkey dick you bastard" |
| » kitkat said "you may be a lover but you ain't no dancer" |
| » mdc said "i'm a foot ball vet, im popular, im the teacher's pet, im popular" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "I couldn't help it; it's all your fault." |
| » screw_you said "i am a moron magnet" |
| » da_instagatah said "??????? what you say" |
 | » djCasTproS said "0 messages lol i ave s that funny" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "do you feel the way you hate - do you hate the way you feel" |
| » illicit_Jabber said "HEuuhhhh? WHATS GOING ON HERE YALL?" |
| » PaT_ said "boys dont cry" |
| » kitkat said "pie. fukkin pie. want. damn. pie." |
| » da_instagatah said "MoRe PiE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
| » daFTWin said "*think think think*" |
| » kitkat said "fuck you ppl with your readily available pie. :P" |
| » da_instagatah said "That 1__er made me get another PIEce of pie. Yeah I know it's wrong. PIE!!!" |
| » mdc said "When I die, if I have a choice between heaven and pie heaven, I'd choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not... mmmmmboy!" |
| » da_instagatah said "I ate pie last night! Damn those last 2 oneliners for making me wanna eat it! (Especially BoobAY's)" |
| » kitkat said "when come back bring pie" |
| » mdc said "piepiepie" |
| » da_instagatah said "grease please" |
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