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| » Agent_Yogurt said "We have replaced the throne of God with the seat of science...where shall our souls now find solace?  (so stolen)"  | 
| » fukt said "ooops. um. sorry?"  | 
| » PookStah said "start with the end in mind"  | 
| » G__ said "Eyes"  | 
| » nothingnopenope said "nothing like the over tanned, underfed, and over confident."  | 
| » toebee said "Youre all fuckin wack."  | 
| » cactain_steef said "cane whack: the action of THE pimp (yasmine) beat-whacking them hoes who aint not bringin back the blang!"  | 
| » SpaceyTracy said "i want scooby snacks*"  | 
| » Agent_Yogurt said "let me sleep"  | 
| » PaT_ said "i think im hard"  | 
| » Violence_Inc said "If you feel you can't go on, feel life's too hard, remember that i love you."  | 
| » daFTWin said "I guess maturness only comes with age, kid."  | 
| » shpud said "i dont really like bananas"  | 
| » toebee said "I never thought Id see the day. ouch."  | 
| » fukt said "straight from the ghetto"  | 
| » PookStah said ""act your shoe size, not your age""  | 
| » Octavio said "any underground raves tonight????"  | 
| » wisp said "zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba"  | 
| » fukt said "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz"  | 
| » toebee said "You only think you know."  | 
| » Agent_Yogurt said "act your age not your shoe size"  | 
| » exactly_like_me said "I wish life was easier...i wish i could understand that language...
i wish i didn t ask myself those questions...
i wish i could delete some days of my life.
=("  | 
| » G__ said "welllll, shit on a brick"  | 
| » toebee said "I didnt come to party, I didnt come to crawl. I came here to stop myself from bouncin' off the wall."  | 
| » cactain_steef said "sorry, youre a litte too... quasimodo"  | 
| » Violence_Inc said "...as the flint burns in our reptile skull...the time bomb coded in our dna."  | 
| » exactly_like_me said "wake up my mind"  | 
| » wisp said "a lot of people wanna be hard.core"  | 
| » Miss_Amanda said "in all i read till the day was gone and i sat in regret in all the things i've done for all that i've blessed and all that i've wronged in dreams till my death i will wonder on"  | 
| » toebee said "Its so bad. Its so fuckin bad."  | 
| » exactly_like_me said "i wish i had found these words that would have make you smile. i wish i had say how much i care before it s too late."  | 
| » wisp said "shhh. DONT wake up the baby."  | 
| » Violence_Inc said "When i started searching i found nothing but demons."  | 
| » toebee said "So clumsy I break my own heart."  | 
| » mdc said "since when do men fear liberty? lack of liberty (ie: women) is what men fear"  | 
| » Agent_Yogurt said "Liberty means responsibility, that is why most men fear it"  | 
| » toebee said "Im feeling small. Climbing the walls."  | 
| » G__ said "But you already know"  | 
| » daFTWin said "You cant spell knowledge without k - john lily"  | 
| » toebee said "Saved by the bell"  | 
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