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 | » Miss_Amanda said "the soul of a woman was created below" |
 | » fukt said "breath out. so i can breath you in." |
 | » toebee said "And the snow fell like crushed aspirin, on that catholic holiday." |
 | » wisp said "hahah he wrote my name chelxea. awesome." |
 | » exactly_like_me said "buying pills, mush and weed at the corner store make people take less! that rocks!... =)" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "Love is not finding a perfect person, its seeing an imperfect person perfectly" |
 | » bob_ said "love is in the air... ;)" |
 | » daFTWin said "Can I go back to bed and never wake up? please?" |
 | » Mali said "Did I just eat my dog?" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "am i waking up at all today?" |
| » wisp said "you could easily write a oneliner colourless and still be bored. so, shut up, zeev." |
 | » Zz.ee.vV said "or boredom" |
| » fukt said "using different fonts displays the need for attention..." |
| » wisp said "no it isnt. and to quote myself "shut up, zeev."" |
| » Zz.ee.vV said "According to chelsea im lame cuz i think im cool.. using that logic, to be cool is to think you are lame" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "heroin is so passe" |
| » PookStah said "i love the way u make me feel" |
| » Mali said ""guns don't kill people, bad fashion kills people" -Queer Eye for a straight guy" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "im sick and tired of being sick" |
| » toebee said "dreams are like first impressions... or vice versa" |
| » PaT_ said "chelsea always hating the colored man," |
| » wisp said "ur lame cos u think ur cool cos u can make onliners colour." |
| » Zz.ee.vV said "if so, it was even weaker =)" |
 | » cactain_steef said "fleas!" |
| » wisp said "it rhymed and i wasnt trying to be mean." |
| » Zz.ee.vV said "hehe chelsea that was weak.. ..WEAK! :)" |
| » toebee said "on hold" |
| » wisp said "for some reason, zeevs face makes me think of dog drool." |
| » Zz.ee.vV said "for some reason chelseas ravewave icons make me think of swimming pool" |
| » G__ said "This re-formation thing is hard, you gotta walk down all the same paths you did before, but you have to ignore everything along the way, quitting weed sucks." |
| » SpaceyTracy said "when I MOVE you MOVE" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "your so yesterday" |
 | » Violence_Inc said "i fall asleep in my head, because fustrations all i have left. I try to repress but you won't let me..." |
| » wisp said ""'Cause if you're talkin' 'bout my Bailey, it don't matter if he's black and white."" |
| » PookStah said "traaaaaaaash!!" |
| » toebee said "Blame it on the stars." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "cause i get what i want and i like what i see" |
| » mdc said "Pookie: I love Amanda Bynes.. she's my idol... i wish to sleep with her on numerous occasions, wearing a clown nose" |
| » Mali said "I pee pee on meself" |
 | » kitkat said "psst...sanchez has TRANCE in her pants" |
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