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 | » Miss_Amanda said "Let the world forgive the past - Let all the girls kiss the boys at last" |
 | » cactain_steef said "you want fiber? eat a sweater." |
 | » blop said "doesn't give you the right to hit him with a weedwacker!" |
 | » El_Presidente said "my chicken sandwich tastes like banana" |
 | » fukt said "as much as you try and escape the past, it will always live on. in your mind." |
| » El_Presidente said "robots" |
 | » Bunnytronix said "okay, so what if i put my brain in a robot body, and then there was a war between robots and humans, which side would i be on?" |
 | » exactly_like_me said "make me. think me." |
 | » Mali said "I like papercuts its so phat :D" |
 | » Agent_Yogurt said "to lose all of my senses, that is just so typically me." |
 | » neoform said "I like paper. it's so flat :D" |
| » PaT_ said "i'm going to do my best swan dive/
into shark infested waters/
i'm going to pull out my tampon/
and start splashing around/
cuz i don't care if they eat me alive/
i've got better things to do than survive/" |
 | » daFTWin said "Get your tubes tied!! they say they pull out but they lie!!" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i have to see have to know that i can be myself" |
| » mdc said "when time comes for me to leave, ill grab my life, and with a heave, ill throw my stuff out the window, so through my things no one will go, and they wont feel the need grieve" |
| » fukt said "shut the fukt up." |
| » Mali said "Funny how we get old then die" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "funny how time goes by" |
| » mdc said "and so, as the curtains drop, i wave my last farewell, to a love i always knew but couldn't tell" |
| » fukt said "kiss yo ass goodbye." |
 | » toebee said "Theres nothing like a broken heart. Cept maybe that day where you find out Santa Claus is really your dad." |
| » Mali said "My nose is leaking goo" |
 | » Violence_Inc said "And it breaks my heart to know the only reason you are here now is
A reminder of what I'll never have" |
| » toebee said "Infected Smile" |
| » cactain_steef said "at least theres one good thing to look forward to, we're all gonna die!" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "theres no sense in telling me, the widom of a fool won't set you free. but thats the way that it goes and its what nobody know, and everyday my confusion grows." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "Every time I think of you
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue. It's no problem of mine, but it's a problem I find- Living a life that I can't leave behind" |
| » fukt said "chose not. do. or do not." |
| » Mali said "WHERE ARE My flamboyant friends/?!?!?!??ni3urhj
wheren are they fuckyt" |
| » toebee said "I didnt get the chance to whisper, didnt get the chance to shout. When for once, I was thinking out loud." |
| » PaT_ said "Close your eyes and see blood dripped beauty rotting from self pity" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "Chaos rules when we're apart- Watch my temper- I go mental- I'll try to be gentle when.." |
| » Violence_Inc said "Hope gives me the strength to swallow the fires of myself hate and see life's beauty in your eyes. Never look away." |
| » daFTWin said "ewww.. i dont like these one liners :(" |
| » Octavio said "Fukin' boring right here!!!!!!.... :S 4 hres class is too long" |
| » Mali said "I see avatars, where am I?" |
| » mdc said "hold me thrill me kiss me kill me" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "thats the way it is" |
| » Bunnytronix said "trick or treat, smell my meat, give me something good to eat." |
 | » nothingnopenope said "I am a vain whore, love me, kiss me, shower me with hugs" |
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