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» daFTWin said
"HEY MONKEY.. GET FUNKY!!"
» El_Presidente said
"die"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"gump sat alone on a bench in the park, my name is forrest he casually remarked"
» Miss_Amanda said
"i want a ticket to anywhere"
» nothingnopenope said
"Death to scobes"
» Violence_Inc said
"If first you don't succeed try try try again..."
» toebee said
"Im walking, out in the rain."
» fukt said
"its happend all before, it will happen again, from the begining of time, until the very end..."
» screw_you said
"in your face mother fukers. im movin to cali."
» Violence_Inc said
"There is no love today...I'm loving... There is no light today...I'm shinning..."
» julie_eaves said
"breaks to win and breaks to loose these are the breaks to rock your shoes"
» toebee said
"Youre always dressed to kill, and you feel like you owe it to the world, but you owe it to yourself."
» julie_eaves said
"I want cake."
» G__ said
"Star nippels is a HOT thing"
» julie_eaves said
"Its worse for someone you love to not care about you then to hate you"
» Bunnytronix said
"Personnal property is a trivial concept that only love and hard work make tangible."
» daFTWin said
"Theodore HARDCORE the gabber turtle."
» cactain_steef said
"but in the end, as you will see, it will finish as it was meant to be."
» Mali said
"Mystery Man is funny"
» LoudSipher said
"Who is under the law ? $$$ Who laugh last ..."
» PookStah said
"God is AWESOME"
» Miss_Amanda said
".. and she kills like a soldier"
» mdc said
"Changes aren't permanent, but change is."
» Violence_Inc said
"Dear heart, all you ever do is hurt and confuse me. I love you so much, but sometimes the pain is too much. I'm sorry , but i am leaving on my own. This is the saddest goodbye, because before even ending this, i already miss you...."
» cloud9ine said
"Suck a polar bear's funky ass! Suck a racehorse's cock with Heinz Tomato Ketchup! Suck a donkey's shitty ass! Suck a male camel's dick with Hoisen sauce!"
» nothingnopenope said
"Ginos should burn"
» Violence_Inc said
"i fall asleep inside my head, because fistration is all i have left. I can't find the words, because frustration is all i have left."
» cactain_steef said
"devil children have evil eyes, but dont look now or you'll regret every moment of your life"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"To all the kids with heroin eyes, dont do it, dont do it because its not not what it seems. Inject your soul with liberty its free, its free."
» toebee said
"Im waiting to smile, like a foolish child, who wont get up and play the game."
» Mali said
"you can dance, you can dance.. you can dance the way you want to, you can be a friend of mine.. you can dance.."
» mdc said
"Why must I be a teenager in love?"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"i pretended im glad you went away, these four walls closing more everyday, and im dying inside and nobody knows it but me."
» PookStah said
"Help Me Help Myself"
» toebee said
"Cause the world owes us nothing, and we owe eachother the world."
» Miss_Amanda said
"tonight she's out to lose herself- and find a high on peachtree street- from mixed drinks to techno beats it's always heavy into everything"
» Gone said
"For the Nymph : Those who don't go out, don't get dates."
» Mali said
"The clock is ticking.."
» julie_eaves said
"share your mind if you have some time I would love to sit and talk to you"
» Zz.ee.vV said
"bop"
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