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 | » Mico said "Ugh, I feel so average." |
 | » PaT_ said "the first cut is the deepest" |
| » mdc said "i wish i could fit downt he toilet" |
 | » Mali said "this one ain't going down the toilet!" |
 | » Toltech said "The "Employee of The Month" award is the opiate of the masses." |
| » PookStah said "if you always do what you've always done, you'll alwways get, what you've always had" |
 | » toebee said "Little earthquakes, here we go again." |
 | » cactain_steef said "and i know, i deserve to be alone, cuz everything's my fault." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i ooooooooooooooo oo oh uch" |
 | » blop said "come home with me tonight, i have a really big bed." |
 | » Trey said "what? ur not making sense, stop drinking, some people just cant hold their alcohol --Pookie telling ME this." |
| » Simply5teve said "if you continue to think like youve always thought youll continue to get what youve always got" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "and I knew you'd be your own destroyer" |
| » wisp said "Who am I kiddin' who am I foolin'" |
| » toebee said "We're always thirsty for something, why dont we just drown already" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "you got a fast car- i want a ticket to anywhere- maybe we can make a deal- maybe together we can get somewhere- any place is better" |
| » wisp said "When I first met you I was afraid to like you, when I first liked you I was afraid to love you, know that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you." |
| » Mico said "The world is (y)ours!!" |
| » toebee said "Its kindof funny cause I kindof always cared, and its even funnier cause you were kindof never there." |
 | » kitkat said "why is it so hard for ppl to mind their own business?" |
| » errorizE said "i've got to maintain, the stress on the brain, could lead to a mother fucking suicide thing." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "I wanna tell you I love your way" |
| » toebee said "Im sickened by your capability of making me sick." |
| » wisp said "where do you think you comin from, where do you think you gotta go, if you dont like the electro funk, then take your dead ass home." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "oooh baby i love your way" |
 | » caro said "stuck here waiting......for you to bring me home" |
 | » fukt said "all kinds." |
| » Mico said "They say it's our last song,
they don't know us, you see.
It's only our last song,
if we let it be." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "I get some weird joy out of putting myself down.." |
| » cactain_steef said "YAY! i GET A WHORE! I GET A WHORE!" |
| » Mico said "I think I just killed my spirit animal." |
| » Mali said "beat beat beat till her nose bleeds, and eye swollens, I blame the alcohol." |
| » toebee said "If only love was a chocolate chip cookie." |
| » wisp said "how much booze does it take for yr liver to FAIL" |
 | » nothingnopenope said "Don't worry some people will start dying soon if they keep up their ways" |
 | » ufot said "fire please???" |
 | » daFTWin said "or die.. no ones doing that.." |
| » nothingnopenope said "depression is too trendy these days, I think I should act happy just to be different from all of you" |
| » daFTWin said "I'd give you the world if I thought it was enough.." |
 | » Violence_Inc said "My tears drop to the pavement, as if part of me died." |
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