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 | » beercrack said "what'S that sound? coming from... from out of nowhere???" |
 | » Violence_Inc said "i want you to ruin me" |
| » Violence_Inc said "when I kissed you that first time,
the taste of your honey lips are all I have in the cold. Please never forget what I look like.
Have I cast a heart to the frozen emptiness,
can you please take concern with me." |
| » G__ said "i saw someone fall out of a hottub last night, onto their head, onto ice, it really brightened my night" |
| » Violence_Inc said "only the fool looks at the finger pointing to the sky..." |
 | » toebee said "What happened to YOU!? ;p" |
| » psychobitch said "what happened to ravewave? ?? ??" |
| » PaT_ said "If of all words of tongue and pen,
The saddest are, "It might have been,"
More sad are these we daily see:
"It is, but hadn't ought to be."" |
| » G__ said "like a blister in the sun" |
 | » Mali said "you can dance the way you want to, but if you don't dance then your nooooo friend of MIIIIIIINE" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "if you have to leave i wish that you would just leave cause your presence still lingers here and it wont leave me alone" |
 | » cactain_steef said "worse than a bullet, straight through my head. uncomparable to a stab in the heart, the things your mouththrow at me, they fucking tear me apart" |
| » toebee said "The ones youve loved you'll always love, and those youve hated, alway hate. Those are the kindof things we cannot change. But by holding hands with time, you can find a better day, a better way." |
| » Violence_Inc said "love is so short, forgetting is so long..." |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEING COOL? ICE COLD!" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "your voice has chased away all the sanity in me" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "she lives in my lap" |
| » G__ said "GIVE EM DA RUN NOW GIVE EM DA RUN" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "You walk among paths with jagged rocks, that will only cut you so deeply…but you do it because you have such a true heart." |
 | » Mico said ""No matter how good you pour a beer, you'll always get head... And when you pour your second one, the fisrt one won't get jealous. That's why beer is better than women. Gansgtah!"- Leo" |
| » Violence_Inc said "Take a breath, and breathe life back into me. The worst is over for now.
Would it be so bad if I made you happy?" |
 | » nothingnopenope said "This goes out to my brooklyn crew,
reprezentin all the freeky bitches,
fuck em all day fuck em all night,
we dont love deez ho's." |
| » mdc said "if batman died, woudl the Joker be ahppy?" |
| » cactain_steef said "das ist gut! Ja!" |
| » Violence_Inc said "Giving way to the doubts crawling in my failed eyes.
I cry the tears of the future, that all my pain will be too real.
And I pray my thorns never draw blood
All my flaws quick like razor blades
I draw you at a distance because I fear to bleed you" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i love spraining my ankle" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "make me want you, make me miss you, make me wonder where you are, then forget you" |
| » Violence_Inc said "he's like the vagina whisperer." |
| » Mico said "God, your so much better than I am." |
| » cactain_steef said ""that lady was crampin' my dollar store steez" ,YO" |
| » toebee said "The water wont boil if you watch and wait." |
| » Violence_Inc said "Every circumstance of ecclesiastical order and discipline was an abomination" |
| » mdc said "who wakes someone up at 4 in the morning because a fish escaped from its stupid net????? WHO DOES THAT????" |
 | » Zz.ee.vV said "shit its late." |
| » Mico said ""He is a killer of the revolution, he does not serve it, but makes use of its service..." *nyahahah*" |
| » wisp said "i saw where jef copy/pasted that from, and it still had the copy/paste highlight!" |
| » G__ said ""This is Gordo, he's a good guy" - Mr Dibbs....saywhat" |
| » Violence_Inc said "i tried to kill the pain
but only brought more
i lay dying
and i'm pouring crimson regret and betrayal
i'm dying praying bleeding and screaming
am i too lost to be saved
am i too lost?" |
 | » Zeek said "Dream As if you'll live forever, Live as if you'll die today." |
| » mdc said "why is it that as soon as i fall asleep, the phone rings?" |
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