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 | » Mali said "You think you know someone.... but you really don't" |
 | » beercrack said "drive like hell... you'll get there!" |
 | » Violence_Inc said "There is no place for me in you. I see that now...can I find my way back from the darkness crawling in my eyes?" |
 | » Whatee_Guye said "Go With the FLOW" |
 | » daFTWin said "The only thing you need in this world is yourself. You can share your life with whomever you see fit. Just never forget yourself behind." |
 | » PoiSoNeD_CaNdY said "Embrace the challenges ahead, for they will only streighthen you." |
 | » toebee said "Well looking back through time, You know it's clear that I've been blind, I've been a fool.
To ever open up my heart, To all that jealousy, that bitterness, that ridicule." |
| » Violence_Inc said "Can one strive for happiness when it is as foreign to them as love?" |
 | » caro said "i love you more then words can say yet all i do is push u far far away" |
| » beercrack said "je suis pathetique,
et toi tu es gai
...admirable" |
| » Whatee_Guye said "Its Always when you least expect it" |
| » Violence_Inc said "All trust is simple. Is that not a compound lie?" |
| » toebee said "emo police!" |
 | » screw_you said "GOD DAMMIT JEFF ITS . this is a .44 caliber love letter straight from my heart. get it right. DAMN. hehehe" |
| » daFTWin said "I looooove you to love me, Im beegging you to beg me. Shoot off my old brown shoes, put on a brand new shirt. Get home early from work, if you say, that you love me. (Hooray for listening to the buzz in grade 6)" |
| » Whatee_Guye said "I need you to need me, I want you to want me!" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo/ Like some cat from Japan, he could lick 'em by smiling/ He could leave 'em to hang/ Came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan" |
| » mdc said "Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Weird and Gilly / and the Spiders from Mars / He played it left hand, but he made it too far / Became the special man, then we were Ziggy's band" |
| » Mali said "Shit happens.. "and for a reason".." |
| » Violence_Inc said "This is a 44. caliber love letter straight from my heart...deal with it." |
| » mdc said "There's a starman wating in the sky. He'd like to come and see us but he thinks he'd blow our minds" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "metrosexual: guys who care about their appearance more than regular guys and/or use the gay association to sleep with chicks. AWESOME!!" |
| » PoiSoNeD_CaNdY said "We are rivers flowing into a sea of collective consciousness." |
| » toebee said "'till your back's up against the wall, you never knew yourself that much at all." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "the DJ stole my girlfriend but i still got roknroll." |
 | » exactly_like_me said "One day you will understand how life is full of happiness and sadness, love and hate and there is nothing you can do about the fact that the line to cross between those two world is soo small." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "I want to move north and be a Canadian, Or hang down low with the nice Australians, I don't want to be another 'I-don't-care-ican', What are we gonna do Franco, Franco Un-American." |
| » Violence_Inc said "FRIEND:
A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing." |
| » mdc said "that last oneliner confused me" |
 | » Sir_Doreille said "you know what ? i really suck at sucking.. and i know that even if i never tried and never will be..
(touching wood ) ( not mine)" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "I know we're just like old friends
we just can't pretend
that lovers make amends
we are reasons so unreal
we can't help but feel
that something has been lost" |
| » Whatee_Guye said "life is about mistakes and learning from them!" |
| » G__ said "Jack Dangers" |
| » screw_you said "hello.friend." |
 | » frigo said "i dont even need pants anymore ! w00t" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "im damaged bad at best" |
 | » blop said "i knew this was going to hurt..." |
| » Violence_Inc said "Things I dont understand are always the most interesting." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "sometimes you just have to realize you have to be the bigger person because no one else will" |
| » Mali said "I tried to kill them, but they always come back, I tried to drug them, but they always come back,
I stopped being their friend, and they never came back.." |
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