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» Mico said
""All events of popular culture, are just vehicles to advertisment." -Hildebrand"
» G__ said
"We gon' make this shit happen right here right now"
» cactain_steef said
"thoughts of suicide ride through my mind, but i know ill never go through with it; so why even try?"
» Miss_Amanda said
"Arrest her, book her, fingerprint your hooker- You took her to the club and now her body is full of liquor- Off that Butterscotch Schnapps and Bailey's Irish Cream- She's a damsel in distress impressed with stylish things"
» toebee said
"Washing the bricks wont do the trick if it's filthy inside."
» daFTWin said
"Sharon, that was the coolest thing you have ever written.. So deep.. SO MUCH SOUL!"
» Whatee_Guye said
"Once your through changing, Your through!!"
» julie_eaves said
"What drives you on can drive you mad"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"now i really understand that im the one who should be changing"
» blop said
"today i got emo pants. i feel like a true lady-jeff. ashes to the leaves of crying mercury wah wah wambulance."
» wisp said
"i just woke up, but i already miss you"
» mdc said
"Happiness is a fish you cannot catch"
» beercrack said
"don't look at me - look with in"
» fukt said
"hapiness is a produkt of society."
» cloud9ine said
"it seems that nobody is EVER happy in here."
» Agent_Yogurt said
"she wanted more from life than he could give"
» Mico said
"Expirience: Something that adults look at, that children cannot see."
» nothingnopenope said
"kill all da white man"
» toebee said
"Look at that green, out through the screen, after a quick rain came. So fast that there wasn't time to roll up the windows, and pull the clothes down off the line. But i don't care, it was so dry,and the grass is happy, and i think 'so am i'."
» PaT_ said
"Y'all need helmets."
» G__ said
"Basement Hermit, in action."
» Whatee_Guye said
"Honestly if i cared, i wouldn't.............whatever!"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"i wish i had blang like matt has blang"
» daFTWin said
"Dont ask whats wrong with you, ask whats right with you."
» nothingnopenope said
"anyone notice how lame the onliner graphic is... LETS MAKETH A DRUG REFERENTH HAHAHAHHA"
» Mico said
"Basic. Instructions. Before. Leaving. Earth."
» fukt said
"money aint a thing"
» toebee said
"Maybe its for the best, maybe its not for anything, it wouldnt be so bad to take this right from me."
» Mali said
"why is it always the white skinny guys trying to jack people in Montreal?"
» blop said
"all my friends are murderers."
» Whatee_Guye said
"They tried to brake me but in the process, I broke them!"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"its a sad sad day when u realizse just how pathetic you are"
» cactain_steef said
"your heart, it bleeds, right through your shirt. i wonder what it was that made you hurt."
» blop said
"yr bf was gay before he learned to tie his shoelaces. or, work the velcro on his swears."
» toebee said
"I love life."
» daFTWin said
"Sharon stop trying to make my bf a fag with ur stupid gay music :P"
» blop said
"hit that perfect, hit that perfect, hit that perfect beat boy! -- bronski beat."
» PoiSoNeD_CaNdY said
"don't stop the rock"
» Violence_Inc said
"We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope. -- Martin Luther King, Jr."
» Agent_Yogurt said
"i know you're wandering away"
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