Oneliners |
 | » cactain_steef said "luckily... he was a pedophile" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "don't worry 'bout where I been or who I saw or what club I went to with my homies- baby don't worry you know that you got me" |
 | » mdc said "and i agree with amanda for agreeing.. i always agree with agreement... but not necessarily with what the agreement is agreeing with" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "i agree with kaf" |
 | » toebee said "I hold a force I cant contain." |
 | » daFTWin said "Spending 300 bucks on a phone just so you can take pictures is stupid.
Esspecially when it means ur broke after." |
 | » exactly_like_me said "when your friends turn their back on you, and you ain t got nobody to talk to, believe it would be allright. believe in yourself." |
 | » Whatee_Guye said "Phones are fun, new phones that take pictures are even better!" |
| » beercrack said "wake up and smell the crack" |
 | » Violence_Inc said "Thru this toil I will breed my own distress and destroy my best hopes, fuck up the only things I love. I watched my dreams die." |
 | » cloud9ine said "p.s.: its 'nitrous'." |
 | » Trey said ""Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old" - Franz Kafka" |
 | » DocSavage said "AND THEN I ATE THE BOWL!!!!" |
 | » Toltech said "Je n'irai pas lutter contre le pot de fer, moi qui ne suis qu'une cruche." |
| » PaT_ said "nitrous whore." |
| » mdc said "If your feet run and your nose smells, you are built upside-down" |
 | » caro said "constantly runing yet never getting anywhere" |
| » G__ said "i was told nice things today, it, felt, nice." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "shush julie. just shush." |
| » julie_eaves said "haha nope I dont get it ur right. And nitrus is one of those gross but fun things...haha at least its not airdusters." |
 | » Mico said "An end only permits a new begining... an everlasting chaos, oh yeah." |
 | » PoiSoNeD_CaNdY said "In paradox lies truth." |
| » PookStah said "i am one fucked up little girl" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "is this the beginning or the end?" |
| » daFTWin said "Julie, i dont think you get it. p.s. Nitrous is gross." |
| » Mico said "Attention all K Mart Shoppers, fill your carts, 'cause your time is almost up!!!" |
| » Violence_Inc said "what's the point we are all gonna die anyways." |
| » mdc said "mmmmbop!" |
| » julie_eaves said "we should have a nitrus party" |
| » Mico said ""No bother using big words, for little matters."- Samuel L. Jonhson" |
 | » El_Presidente said "we should have a helium party" |
| » Violence_Inc said "Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt the sun doth move
Doubt truth to be a liar,
but never doubt thy love.
-shakespear" |
| » julie_eaves said "There is still only one person who can make me smile in an instant." |
| » G__ said "i could, lose my head, if i don't hold on tight" |
| » toebee said "I dont know how much more of this I can take, I need a motherfucking break." |
| » Violence_Inc said "If I gave you pretty enough words,
could you paint a picture of us that works?" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "omg im free! classes are done done done!" |
| » Mico said "Aren't you tired of the monotany of manogamy?" |
 | » blop said "holy shit i'm so high i might slip into a coma - jess" |
| » julie_eaves said "I know you like to thank ur shit dont stank but lean a little bit closer u'll see that roses really smell like pooo" |
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