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 | » Violence_Inc said "For in a wink the false love turns to hate. --Tennyson." |
 | » El_Presidente said "ITS NOT A TUMAH!" |
 | » Mali said "You have cancer, Brain cancer" |
 | » toebee said "The finest day that i ever had Was when i learned to cry on command." |
 | » blop said "so i was just sitting in my room, thinking and my mom comes in and she's like "mike!" and i didn't hear her and then she's like "mike! mike!" and i'm like "what?!" and she's like "you're on drugs mike!" and i'm" |
| » Violence_Inc said "kiss me fist. Taste the floor. Tired of your games. fuck off goodbye." |
| » toebee said "I aint done, this aint the chorus, I aint event drug you in the woods yet, to paint the forest." |
 | » wisp said "just live." |
| » Violence_Inc said "But today I just threw it all away
.though the light burns my eyes I will not be blind,
if you blink you could miss so much. please don't ever close your eyes" |
| » PaT_ said "you'll never get it back." |
 | » daFTWin said "BONE ME LIKE YOU OWN ME!!!!!! OMGLOL!1!!!!!!111111" |
| » mdc said "Love... the one thing I don't want, but don't want to lose either... (except for a bald head)" |
| » Mali said "The silent gun can fire" |
| » Violence_Inc said "You will never know true happiness
until you have truly loved,
and you will never understand
what pain really is
until you have lost it." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "I could have bet money on that" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "Happiness,
Something in my own place - I'm standing naked, smiling, I feel no disgrace with who I am" |
 | » cactain_steef said "SEX CAN WAIT, MASTURBATE!" |
| » wisp said "now, i despise you." |
 | » exactly_like_me said "advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn t. =(" |
| » Violence_Inc said "Nothing lasts forever, but what makes love the exception?" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "You treat me like I'm a princess- I'm not used to liking that" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i never know what to do, never know what to say" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "still recall the taste of your tears.
echoing your voice just like the ringing in my ears.
my favorite dreams of you still wash ashore.
scraping through my head 'till i don't want to sleep anymore." |
| » beercrack said ""if it ain't got no flower dew, then it shall make you blue... lift up your art"" |
| » Violence_Inc said "to live, to love, to burn to ashes..." |
 | » Mico said "If only they really knew who I was, they would never think or say a good or promising thing about Me. Only digusting and perverted stories of Misturst and Manipulation. They would say only stories of Disillution and Failure. Good thing, they know not" |
| » Mali said "you got yourself in a pickle there" |
| » beercrack said ""you're like - hey, look at me, I'm a silly microphone crumb!"" |
 | » fukt said "new highs can only bring new lows....." |
| » G__ said "i want to move somebody someday" |
| » Violence_Inc said "Such rage that you could scream the stars right out of the sky
and destroy the prettiest starry night, every evening that I die.
I am exhumed just a little less human and a lot more bitter and cold..." |
| » Mico said "If we were made in God's image... He's a sick a twisted mother fucker" |
| » beercrack said "if i was made in god's image, then that leaves me with so much reflection" |
| » mdc said "Chimpanzee, the chimpy little bastard" |
| » Violence_Inc said "i am tired of being weak." |
| » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "it good is always people sometimes are being ungood and it is not" |
| » beercrack said ""Yes, even I, the black sheep of every possible family, don't actually believe in pluralism for its own sake. I hope at least I add to it, despite myself"" |
 | » AngryChinchilla said "Hello my name is Distance, and I really don't care if I never wake up again." |
| » Violence_Inc said "Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of withering, of tarnishing." |
| » blop said "das 'ow dey do eet in aaambah laaaakes." |
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