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» beercrack said
"fucking vampires"
» blop said
"that's a very astute observation, scott."
» nothingnopenope said
"love hurts, but getting stabbed in the face hurts more"
» Miss_Amanda said
"I'll kill you and your dreams tonight- Begin new life- Bleed your death upon me- Let your Bloodline feed my youth- I am the first after last Commune by a single kiss- Betray eternally I'll rip inside your soul- Contaminating the world"
» toebee said
"Dont try to fight the feeling cause the thought alone is killing me right now."
» beercrack said
"love is a drug. hallelujah!"
» Violence_Inc said
"Blind eyes choose to see no truth"
» mdc said
"with a fork"
» wisp said
"Coward, the next time you want to fuck me over stab me in the front"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"the inner workings of some minds are just beyond comprehension"
» blop said
"natives should just go back to where they came from."
» kitkat said
"I love Gasperut....don't YOU?"
» blop said
"you know what i really love? pucks that turn into facecloths. radical!"
» wisp said
"ice. snow. burn."
» mdc said
"time keeps moving, let's keep grooving"
» toebee said
"Crash, crash, crash into a ditch."
» fukt said
"..."
» Agent_Yogurt said
"the view through these eyes has not changed"
» Violence_Inc said
"soon judgement day will come and the sinners who do not repent shall burn like a fading star"
» beercrack said
"i am the love of a victim triangle"
» mdc said
"im the triangle of a love victim"
» wisp said
"im the victim of a love triangle."
» julie_eaves said
"Im worst at what I do best and for that gift I feel blessed."
» Miss_Amanda said
"OOoooh no baby please don't go"
» daFTWin said
"I live my life by the moon."
» cactain_steef said
"Gasperut loves YOU!"
» fukt said
"the question is the answer."
» Toltech said
"Fear not the earl lest I had conquered him and peopled else this isle with Calibans."
» Mali said
"Needle in the brain"
» Toltech said
"You have been blessed with the egregious qualities of a duffle-bag in His Majesty's Royal Navy."
» Agent_Yogurt said
"4 pm, january fourth, at the corner of peel and st. catherine... dun dun dun"
» beercrack said
"The expanse of your intelligence is a void no universe could ever fill."
» cactain_steef said
"Secret santa? Undercover rabbi!!!"
» wisp said
"bitter like a lemon."
» fukt said
"ouch."
» Violence_Inc said
"she says I'm weak for letting go. You are just weak for not moving on."
» Whatee_Guye said
"Ring my bell, ohhhhhhhhh Ring my bell!!!"
» Violence_Inc said
"They judge of things according to their own private appetites and selfish passions. --Cudworth."
» exactly_like_me said
"One of the most important things in communication is to hear what is not being said."
» mdc said
"i think im sad"
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