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 | » beercrack said "It's not Virgo's fault if someone has abandonment issues. A few kind words prevent the situation from deteriorating. Maybe it's time for everyone to agree on what things are actually worth." |
 | » caro said "when all the pain has been drained and hope is gone.....what more is left?" |
| » mdc said "its never too early to puke!" |
| » julie_eaves said "maybe puking is a good idea for you pat..maybe then YOU wont be so fat. ha." |
 | » Violence_Inc said "I watched my aspirations crashing to the ground, on the backs of the angels that I've slain.
But I meant so well, I tried so hard, gave everyting in my soul, to what end, to what end
Desolation, desire, exhale, pass away" |
| » PaT_ said "loose some weight, you make me wanna puke." |
 | » daFTWin said "More like my parashute." |
 | » cactain_steef said "rosie o'donnells pants are my curtains" |
 | » toebee said "Im feeling your stupid agony. Its piercing me like I was a hollow unholy body. Its dragging me from the shore to the sea, I find myself sinking, I find myself filthy." |
| » Violence_Inc said "you knew that this would kill me,but you carried on and on with your selfish shit. everyone cared about you, why couldn't you
instead your greed compelled you to steal other silver linings. burnt down my world, you killed my hope spread out the ash" |
 | » Toltech said "Look! I should not walk so a child may live!....that's what it does!" |
| » Violence_Inc said "haha julie lick a catcus." |
| » julie_eaves said "on ur knees and not praying jeff...wonder what YOUR upto :) lol jk..sorry i couldnt resist" |
| » wisp said "Did you ever look, did you ever see that one person, and the subtle way that they do these things and it hurts so much?" |
| » cactain_steef said "watch out where the huskies go, dontchu eat that yellow snow" |
 | » Mali said "Family meetings warm my feet" |
| » PaT_ said "i gotta go see a man about a dog." |
| » Violence_Inc said "the day is tired, the night is up with vigor...now i am on my knees...no more praying" |
| » toebee said "I have a blister from touching everything I see." |
 | » blop said "you're gonna need some ice for that MASSIVE BURN!!" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "mistah big stuff, who do you think you are?" |
 | » lilmissmeow said "yo momma! oh dis!" |
| » blop said "when i'm down you breathe life over me" |
| » Violence_Inc said "when i am weak i draw strength from you" |
| » PaT_ said "...you should worry, your uglier than you think." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "all the words unsaid and plans unfufilled are the ones that cut the deepest" |
 | » kitkat said "money is nothing, real connections to people are everything" |
 | » fukt said "jeff change ur fucking avatar... it looks like shit." |
| » Violence_Inc said "We are blind to the worlds within us, waiting to be born..." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "oh dream maker, heart breaker- wherever you're going, i'm going your way" |
 | » exactly_like_me said "vain selfish and lazy...and yes, i m talking about you!" |
| » wisp said "anything from me is yours..." |
| » Violence_Inc said "I will never win with you, because i stop playing your game." |
| » Mali said ""If there is a God, it would have to be a man because only a man could fuck things up this badly!" - George Carlin" |
| » Violence_Inc said "I got no interest in fighting my way through all the compromises you left
behind.
But they do.
Watch out for their foot in your back.
They're as blind as you are,
They're as dead as you are,
And you're in their way" |
| » julie_eaves said "mmmmm pie" |
| » mdc said "if life were a pie, id let it sit on the window sill and cool" |
| » G__ said "let go and let life live you" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "why everytime i go christmas shopping i buy things for me?" |
| » fukt said ""not trying to take over the world, i just want my piece of the pie"" |
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