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 | » mdc said "im flattered" |
 | » caro said "why am i so vain how could i be so dumb......all i want is to be numb.....i do this to myself tryign to get away...yet each day it never ends." |
| » wisp said "don't flatter yrself." |
 | » toebee said "Here we go again, out of our medicine, out of our minds, we're wanting yours. Let us in!" |
| » errorizE said "rock the part-e and drink bacardi, freak somebody and leave the party to the after party" |
| » beercrack said "If your nose is running and your feet are smelling, you must be upside down." |
| » wisp said "beer bottle soccer? lmao!" |
 | » blop said "i'm more me than you'll ever be." |
 | » soyfunk said "but why would you want to do something like that?" |
 | » eltopo said "choose life" |
| » G__ said "gnarly" |
| » wisp said "quit yo bitchin', and get back in the kitchen." |
| » blop said "who the FUCK do you think you are." |
| » PookStah said "how weak must u get before you realise what your doing to yourself" |
 | » AngryChinchilla said "Well, who am I? Bad Boy Bill. Who am I? Bad..Boy..Bill..I CAN'T HEAR YOU! BAD...BOY...BILL...!!" |
 | » Violence_Inc said "you are a sight for sore eyes" |
 | » daFTWin said "STOP WHINNING!!" |
 | » PoiSoNeD_CaNdY said "The cause of misery in this world is a lack of drugs." |
| » toebee said "Twist off a head and place it on another set of shoulders... observe." |
| » elixireleven said "you get 50 bucks for submitting someone to the douglas." |
| » mdc said "People will pay good money for a hard fuck" |
| » elixireleven said "all a girl needs is a little volunteered cock and the opportunity to go shopping." |
| » wisp said "crotte qui flotte 'sti" |
| » G__ said ""WHAT!?! You wanna Battle me!?!, Yo, man, How much...money, you, got?"" |
 | » fukt said "the past the present they dont matter. you dont matter.... the future is what i want it to be.... what I want." |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "oh what a world my parents gave me" |
 | » Mico said "Im tired of being sober! Where's the fucking booze!?" |
| » wisp said "I'm tired of sniffing k... Where's the fucking soberness!?" |
| » Mico said "Im tired of smoking weed... Wheres the fucking K!?" |
| » fukt said "*wonders what kind of wackness jeff is gona do with those two things." |
| » Violence_Inc said "i want a sword and a horse" |
| » toebee said "I dont know what to say, cause it hurts like hell but I cant feel the pain." |
| » wisp said "coolcalmcollected" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "... still i think im doing fine" |
| » toebee said "One day youre gonna get home and everything's gonna be missing. 'n I'll just tell you: "FIND IT!"" |
 | » cactain_steef said ""Oh, yer phone doesnt relaly have invisible mode?" hahah" |
| » Mico said "I- make... no sense" |
| » wisp said "wasn't he a meth junkie or something?" |
| » toebee said "The snow fell like crushed aspirin on that catholic holiday." |
| » wisp said "...thank you." |
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