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 | » wisp said "it doesn't, matter." |
 | » kitkat said "theres more to life than this" |
| » G__ said "receive this like a starving man does water" |
 | » Violence_Inc said "the embers fly through the twilight, tonight we claim the life of the destroyer. We shall set her castle afire, watch her dream die like the heart she betrayed." |
 | » michaeldino said "328" |
 | » blop said "..you know i'd like to keep my cheeks dry today, so stay with me and i'll have it made..." |
 | » cactain_steef said "what she said! "drunk drunk drunk i love olde english"" |
 | » Mali said "I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight" |
 | » toebee said "Who am I to need you when I'm down? and where are you when I need you around?" |
 | » Mico said "I don't hate you silly, just the crowd." |
| » Mali said "I can see clearly now, the brain is gone..." |
| » mdc said "love me" |
| » julie_eaves said "drunk drunk drunk
i love olde english" |
| » wisp said "a to the motherfucking k homeboy" |
 | » PoiSoNeD_CaNdY said "Suicide should be illegal...and punishable by death!" |
| » beercrack said "it a gonna burn" |
| » cactain_steef said "dont be afraid ;) if it wasnt for date rape i'd never never get laid." |
 | » caro said "day turns to night and night fadeds away yet this pain is here to stay.....tears falling and sanity slowly sliping away.....a cry of teror as the door to mind closes" |
| » cactain_steef said "do you ever find yerself takin' a crap? and then look at it an think: " those are some nice ass nuggets?"" |
| » mdc said "like a fire in his belly" |
| » beercrack said "how does it feel when you got no food" |
| » Violence_Inc said "tied to the testing of will, where my heart breaks and spills..." |
 | » Zz.ee.vV said "which mind, upper or lower? :)" |
| » psychobitch said "fuck you." |
| » Zz.ee.vV said "blah..." |
| » Mali said ""I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer" |
| » julie_eaves said "we went through this already..thats not how it happened!" |
| » Mali said "Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "i loove the waaay you mooooove" |
 | » fukt said "bump." |
| » wisp said "you can't fire me because i QUIT." |
| » Mico said "I did, and to be honest, it's kinda boring." |
| » wisp said "look on the bright side of suicide." |
| » Violence_Inc said "Denial in the arms of our saviours.
And my heart is torn to pieces,
Just enough to cut the air from your lungs.
And paper cuts and bloody hands
In the middle they would meet." |
| » Mali said "oh please deny it" |
| » Mico said "Yes, yes, I know, I know, your better than me, okay!? Just please, shut the fuck up!" |
| » PaT_ said "y'all just be frontin'" |
| » wisp said "you're no big deal." |
 | » nothingnopenope said "sometimes I feel like the pool filter of society" |
| » cactain_steef said "dont ever try and hide behind a sink. a freezer isnt much better either." |
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