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 | » julie_eaves said "megans a boy?" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "I tried to laugh about it, cover it all up with lies. I tried to laugh about it, hiding the tears in my eyes cause boys dont cry, boys dont cry." |
| » PaT_ said "ice fishing sucks major ass." |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "all is full of love" |
 | » cactain_steef said ""Junglists R us, not you"" |
 | » Violence_Inc said "one more day in the coffin and it's all for you." |
 | » caro said "sit back, think back, to those happy days, us with our lazy ways, always trying, yet never finding, a way to escape." |
| » Violence_Inc said "steps to enlightenment=
step one. Find fishing partner
step two. Obtain fishing poles and canoe
Step three. discuss life on a calm sunny summer day" |
| » PaT_ said "the only thing that really matters is me, you and this fishing pole." |
| » Violence_Inc said "NEVER!!!!!" |
 | » michaeldino said "I don't know if there's a heaven, I don't know if there's a God. But one thing I know for sure is... you're going to hell." |
 | » blop said "OKAY ALREADY. we get it. you're emo. ashes to SHUT UP." |
| » Violence_Inc said "These lies are leading me to my open grave...No more fireflies on the summer nights...the leaves have fallen from my heart...some would say you lived a good life, but my eyes never found yours and now I've died alone." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "dont try to fix me, im not broken" |
| » Violence_Inc said "Creator. My heart palpitates in your eyes. Destroyer. All dreams crumble on your lips. Hopeless." |
| » blop said "let me see yo cheque_stub/GET YO-OWN CHEQUE_STUB." |
 | » Mico said ""I'm Real"(copywrite of Coca-Cola inc., Property of AOL/TIMEWARNER)..." |
| » G__ said ""Aw shit i shot Marvin in the face" "WELL WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?!?!" "It was an accident"" |
| » Mico said "How can people think they're going to heaven, when they don't even believe in God?" |
| » caro said "time flies and people lie.trust no one but me for one day you shall see all we can do is be free." |
| » blop said "there's a corpse in the car, minus a head, in the garage. take me to it." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "ethnically ambiguous is what i am" |
| » PaT_ said "It's not cause you love me, it's cause you wanna be me." |
 | » daFTWin said "Do you see a sign infront of my house that says dead nigger storage? DO YOU SEE A SIGN INFRONT OF MY HOUSE THAT SAYS DEAD NIGGER STORAGE? no. KNOW WHY? CAUSE STORRING NIGGERS AINT MY FUCKING BUSINESS." |
 | » djCasTproS said "e-mail me deejaycastpros@hotmail.com" |
| » Violence_Inc said "the red poison of you lips, the red poison of your lies is where i taste my blood." |
| » michaeldino said "I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you" |
| » wisp said "you always loved me, i always loved you. it's about time i have you in my arms." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "You in the traffic for all eternity. How could that speed be where you want to be? If drinkin' coffee's your idea of really cool, you can't expect no crazy chick to notice you. Just sittin there dreamin' instant pleasure..." |
| » julie_eaves said "I will call you up cuz your my automatic lover ur number 1" |
| » psychobitch said "You don't have to dress up, it's not a fucking fashion show." |
| » G__ said "What cause the bloodclaught - Oprah" |
 | » toebee said "Sheila rides on crashing nightingale intake eyes leave passing vapor trails with blushing brilliance alive because its time to arrive." |
| » Mico said "A chance to dance with you now, is worth the trouble i'll get in later." |
| » blop said "when you make an omelette, sometimes you've got to kill a few people." |
 | » fukt said ""its not good enough i treat you like a queen but i gotta care about myself too???"" |
| » Mico said "I wish I had a dream to prevent me from "slipping" off this ledge." |
| » daFTWin said "liquor? I dont even know her!!!" |
| » Mico said "Surrender up your mind!" |
 | » me_ said "'i cant hangout in the same place i masterbate' - jeff" |
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