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 | » PookStah said "you knifed me in the heart and watched me bleed for an eternity" |
 | » o_skoo_bigwheela said "...but the field I cross seems so far gone, behind me is all that's left. I'm alone." |
 | » Mico said "I've been fed lies some many times, that I can't remember what the truth tastes like." |
| » julie_eaves said "Its not that I care truly" |
| » wisp said "did you know...there is a superman in every seinfeld episode?" |
 | » Violence_Inc said "prepare for a life of lies and tribute." |
 | » PoiSoNeD_CaNdY said "Life is just a joke, so why aren't you laughing?" |
 | » daFTWin said "it's. oh. so quiet
it'a oh. so still
you're all alone
and so peaceful until...
you fall in love
zing boom
the sky up above
zing boom
is caving in
wow bam
you've never been so nuts about a guy
you wanna laugh you wanna cry" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "you know i love you so" |
 | » blop said "free hat!" |
| » beercrack said "don't shoot the messenger" |
 | » toebee said "and then I took my time, what a thing to have done, well it was all yellow." |
| » beercrack said ""there is no energy crisis, only a crisis of ignorance."" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "I had to find you. Tell you I need you. Tell you I set you apart." |
| » toebee said "Staring at a picture, at the way it used to be, only I could figure, so much pain and agony." |
 | » cloud9ine said "imagine getting a splinter thru yr cornea?" |
| » Violence_Inc said "...when your eyes open falling into mine, bundled in my grasp, I will be your shield. Harm shall never cross you field..." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "Leave me for dead if there is still life when I hit the floor" |
 | » michaeldino said "i like the way you move" |
 | » Lone_Star said "It's way more than just in the hips..." |
 | » Purple_Lee said "Life is about dealing with beauty & pain..example a rose" |
| » Mico said ""Philosophers have only interpreted the world, the point is to change it."- Karl Marx" |
| » michaeldino said "What I like about you" |
 | » caro said "i jump, try to land, take your hand and run away lookign for that new day, a happy look upon ur face is all i need to end my disgrace, a new start a second chance..... to show i care i'll take that dare and let myslef fall for you." |
| » blop said "she should know i am the dog and MOVE!" |
| » Loui_Cappos said "divided from what if each is born as one!? And now to find the other... afterall, birth is naked and true, what can match it, like... you?" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body." |
| » Mico said "--It was just a statement of my decaying life, not a joke to insult you...-- "Friends are something you must cherish, because as you grow older, you only gain more acquaintances."- Mr. Morrison" |
| » Violence_Inc said "i just want to drive, drive far away" |
 | » fukt said "she lived. plus even more of a reason to not joke about it. dumnuts" |
| » michaeldino said "I'm not content to be with you in the daytime. Girl, I want to be with you all of the time." |
| » Mico said "(...My mom had cancer too loser) -Insanity knows no bounds-" |
| » toebee said "how long will it take, till the dreams are all gone, how long till you wake. (oh the meh mo reez!)" |
| » fukt said "cancer jokes are great. specially when a relative has died in your arms of cancer." |
| » Violence_Inc said "Me and you, and you and me, no matter how they toss the dice it had to be, the only one for me is you, and you for me SO HAPPY TOGETHER!!!" |
| » Mico said "Wha kind of cancer do you have?" |
| » blop said "i don't give a shit about joo." |
| » beercrack said "vive la difference!" |
| » Violence_Inc said "If you think you have broken us down you have not..." |
| » beercrack said "there is nothing to fear but fear itself" |
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