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» Violence_Inc said
"how can i hurt over something i never had?"
» julie_eaves said
"30 nights of violence and sugar to love"
» daFTWin said
"I need a super hero lover.."
» cactain_steef said
"i drink grey goose, i fuck gay geese, and i fuck my niece, and your polar fleece... LIKE OLD NAVY!"
» wisp said
"they're just sheeps."
» cactain_steef said
"some might call it lemonade but-"
» toebee said
"how do you look so fine when you try so hard to try to try to try to try to try to try"
» wisp said
"i like liquids, mostly non-toxic ones."
» Violence_Inc said
"The lost virtues left residue upon your cheek when you cried for their demise."
» cactain_steef said
"whh...whhhhite?"
» Miss_Amanda said
"mr. big-stuff, who do you think you are?"
» toebee said
"its a dying thing this life we keep living."
» Whatee_Guye said
"yall be on pause."
» fukt said
"been said b4 but: living 2 die or dying 2 live."
» toebee said
"trying to remember a million decembers"
» cactain_steef said
"hating just means you care."
» Miss_Amanda said
"Yesterday I was dirty- Wanted to be pretty- I know now that I'm forever dirt"
» cactain_steef said
"I saw a SQUIRREL!!!!!!"
» Godie said
"Wild Boys Always shine."
» michaeldino said
"kill roy!"
» screw_you said
"i hate you so much."
» cactain_steef said
"Domo ARIGATO!!! mr. Roboto!"
» michaeldino said
"love is for the broken-hearted"
» cactain_steef said
"oh ya...... well... you're hogging all the UGLY!!!"
» julie_eaves said
"bleh its too hot in here"
» wisp said
"why you dying to live when youre living to die?"
» toebee said
"All my friends are gimps. But they all call themselves princesses. Im the old nigger who knows the horrid truth."
» Mico said
"What do you know? What is your knowlegde worth? Something? Nothing? HA! Fuck you! Who the fuck are you to judge me!? Im stupid! Yes! But it's not as though your any brihgter. Your just as lost! Your flesh is just as worthless."
» wisp said
"excuse me while i kiss the sky"
» PaT_ said
"I am surrounded by all/And yet I'm so alone./In this world I will fall/And be chilled to the bone/ By the loneliness inside me./I am my own best friend,/But I'm also my worst enemy/Will this madness never end?"
» wisp said
"don't waste your breath."
» PookStah said
"excuse me wehile i run to the bathroom and shed a tear, seeing you just hurts too much"
» daFTWin said
"You make me sick oh vain one, You make me ill. What a waste of human flesh, Your head is really nothing but a mess."
» infectuous said
"Cut a slit open"
» o_skoo_bigwheela said
"...to the ends of my limp fingers they feel numb when I'm not touching you"
» Mico said
"I wanna be the one to make you happiest, when it hurts you the most. They say the end is near, so it's important that we close..Granted we've known each other for some time It don't take a whole day to recognize sunshine"
» michaeldino said
"All hope abandon ye who enter here."
» toebee said
"what pookie said."
» Mico said
"They yelled at me, saying "Wake Up you ignoramous! Can't you see what's going on!?". I answerd, "Yes, I did open my eyes, and I don't like what I see, so if you don't mind, I'd like to go back to sleep.""
» Violence_Inc said
"at least i know i am a sinner."
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