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» Violence_Inc said
"One more conscious leap and I slip to oblivion on your crimson lips. Scar tissue and hopes burnt away please fill these eyes with light. So I can take in the visceral plummeting echoes in your name and remember, just remember."
» blop said
"dumplings say ow."
» Agent_Yogurt said
"why is it when you're around its like nothing has changed"
» Violence_Inc said
"i just want to get your fucking voice out of my head"
» PoiSoNeD_CaNdY said
"You don't have the right NOT to be offended. I will offend."
» michaeldino said
"I wanna stand with you on a mountain?"
» G__ said
"These words, for you..."
» tuesmondieu said
"You're playing so hard to get, YOu're making me sweat just to hold your attention."
» PoiSoNeD_CaNdY said
"I want to ride a swing. Will you push?"
» Violence_Inc said
"tonight i will sleep, with a gun in my mouth. Goodnight my love."
» cactain_steef said
"SOMEBODY GET THE VASELINE!!!!"
» toebee said
"Im walking in the spiderwebs, leave a msg and I'll call you back..."
» cactain_steef said
"*butters pants* cream just isnt thick enough"
» toebee said
"So what's the time? ITS TIME TO GET ILL!"
» eltopo said
"...i prefer the term fuck-puppet."
» Violence_Inc said
"Her lip-gloss still on my lips Like frozen strawberry’s, how beautiful she was. I will set this city ablaze for I miss the fire in your eyes."
» daFTWin said
"Hey jeff, ever hear of the edit button"
» julie_eaves said
"let that slide and you pay it no mind, find that hes slapping you all the time but thats ok cuz hes so rich and you aint nothin but a dope mans bitch"
» Violence_Inc said
"men are like parking spots. all the good ones are taken, the ones that aren't taken are handicap. *atronaught's wife"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"you make me feel"
» michaeldino said
"my phone's on vibrate for you... and taped to my penis"
» daFTWin said
"Don't gimmie no back talk, sucka"
» Miss_Amanda said
"my phone's on vibrate for you"
» toebee said
"the girl is crafty, like ice is cold"
» caro said
"i look into your eyes,they tell me lies, they give me flase hope,a weird feeling i could cope, with all this shit in my life, so i take this knife, and stabe myself, for wat more do i have to live for?"
» Mico said
"The point of arguing isn't to shove your point down their throat, but to get them to ask for more."
» blop said
"my moleass kiss to your precious lips."
» fukt said
"WHATEE DONT BE JEALOUS"
» toebee said
"its a silly time to learn how to swim when you start to drown."
» Violence_Inc said
"Whispers of your lips burning away lamentation, you have broken me not, but built me anew"
» cactain_steef said
"i like your toothpicks."
» Mico said
""I have taken more out of alcohol, than alcohol has taken out of me."- Winston Churchill."
» michaeldino said
"hopelessly, i chase my love across town"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"and i know i can feel bad when i get in a bad mood, and the world can look so sad, only you make me feel good."
» cactain_steef said
"Then, when you have found the shrubbery! you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest- wiiiith, a HERRING"
» Violence_Inc said
"Why did we cut so deep? I never meant for the knife to impale two hearts. Press your head against my shoulder; you now rest against the fallen"
» infectuous said
"Andrée Waters is sexy. She's hot. She stands in front of the Monstre and does lil' hand moves thingy. Rwar."
» Agent_Yogurt said
"more than words is all you have to do to make it real, then you wouldnt have to say, that you love me, cause I'd already know."
» michaeldino said
"like a grain of salt"
» Mico said
"She tripped over something becuase she was always looking back..."
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