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» Mico said "Theory of reletivity!? Pfft, That's childs play. Try and formulate my mind." |
» cactain_steef said "Because it was nothing like we'd ever dreamt/
Our lust for life had gone away with the rent we hated/
And because it made no money nobody saved no one's life." |
» Mico said "The reason I watch TV, is because I know there's going to be an end. If I was aware that it would continue on forever, I could always just go back to my life you know." |
» Agent_Yogurt said "u just got SERVED!" |
» wisp said "and you say, i only hear what i want to." |
» toebee said "Im all outof faith, this is how I feel, Im cold and Im ashamed, lying naked on the floor. Dellusion never changed, into something real. Im wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn." |
» cloud9ine said "who made a mention of a blowjob? you just wish you were as happy, and cool, (and a blonde) like me...fool. (ps: you wish)." |
» fukt said "20 bucks for a blow job? im down." |
» cloud9ine said "(cost of hairdye not incl.)" |
» blop said "matt, you just got pwned." |
» cloud9ine said "$20 and I can change that, Matt." |
» fukt said "i wish i was blonde and happy like jackie." |
» caro said "each day turns to night, and night fades away... leaving me to stand wishing it were another way." |
» beercrack said "folk is. of the essence." |
» dweezil said "Jah Rastafari Selassie I and I" |
» Mico said "Everything is subjective. There are only personal appocalyps's. Nothing is cliche when its happening to you." |
» toebee said "When everything feels like the movies, yeah you bleed just to know youre alive." |
» o_skoo_bigwheela said "Should of been here last night and heard what the big dipper said to me." |
» Violence_Inc said "For power, for greed...Break down the system, collapse the control. It's time for a revolution." |
» cloud9ine said "HOLY FUCK people. LIGHTEN UP." |
» G__ said ""i wonder what it would be like to have all the money in of the world???" "it'd suck, i'd kill you"" |
» toebee said "tina tina tina tina --what?" |
» Godie said "toby toby toby toby batmannnnnnnn" |
» toebee said "It's too easy to hate... but what can I say, I just havent got the strength to see the good in people who cant seem to appreciate..." |
» blop said "speak for yourself." |
» Godie said "Most of you deserve to die, or at least be ashamed of who you are." |
» julie_eaves said "meet me down by the river, lay me down and pull the trigger." |
» toebee said "Kill me why dont you." |
» cloud9ine said "dried snot hurts." |
» Violence_Inc said "The holy seven angels shall bring the seven plagues to judge man in man's sin." |
» michaeldino said "Be clever not beautiful" |
» fukt said "I am not afraid of that rattle snake, for what is its venom when compared to that of a humans. -Irving Layton" |
» toebee said "Locked away, for thirty days, Im better off this way. Its sinking in, this is the end, holding on to memories, and keeping faith in friends." |
» PoiSoNeD_CaNdY said "Life is nothing more than a sequence of singular moments" |
» caro said "my own demise i have brought upon myself...... my own pain i now wollow in.... a new begining i hope for...... to end this will be hard...... but myslef..... better off in the end." |
» fukt said "to kira: only if you dont brake my camera first!!!" |
» michaeldino said "Wave and blow me one more kiss
You're a dead-eye baby, you never miss" |
» Violence_Inc said "you're fucking dead to me." |
» elixireleven said "fine a camera. hold it at arms length. and take another self-portrait why don't you." |
» o_skoo_bigwheela said "I wanna see movies of my dreams and think what I should know." |
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