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» Mico said
"Theory of reletivity!? Pfft, That's childs play. Try and formulate my mind."
» cactain_steef said
"Because it was nothing like we'd ever dreamt/ Our lust for life had gone away with the rent we hated/ And because it made no money nobody saved no one's life."
» Mico said
"The reason I watch TV, is because I know there's going to be an end. If I was aware that it would continue on forever, I could always just go back to my life you know."
» Agent_Yogurt said
"u just got SERVED!"
» wisp said
"and you say, i only hear what i want to."
» toebee said
"Im all outof faith, this is how I feel, Im cold and Im ashamed, lying naked on the floor. Dellusion never changed, into something real. Im wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn."
» cloud9ine said
"who made a mention of a blowjob? you just wish you were as happy, and cool, (and a blonde) like me...fool. (ps: you wish)."
» fukt said
"20 bucks for a blow job? im down."
» cloud9ine said
"(cost of hairdye not incl.)"
» blop said
"matt, you just got pwned."
» cloud9ine said
"$20 and I can change that, Matt."
» fukt said
"i wish i was blonde and happy like jackie."
» caro said
"each day turns to night, and night fades away... leaving me to stand wishing it were another way."
» beercrack said
"folk is. of the essence."
» dweezil said
"Jah Rastafari Selassie I and I"
» Mico said
"Everything is subjective. There are only personal appocalyps's. Nothing is cliche when its happening to you."
» toebee said
"When everything feels like the movies, yeah you bleed just to know youre alive."
» o_skoo_bigwheela said
"Should of been here last night and heard what the big dipper said to me."
» Violence_Inc said
"For power, for greed...Break down the system, collapse the control. It's time for a revolution."
» cloud9ine said
"HOLY FUCK people. LIGHTEN UP."
» G__ said
""i wonder what it would be like to have all the money in of the world???" "it'd suck, i'd kill you""
» toebee said
"tina tina tina tina --what?"
» Godie said
"toby toby toby toby batmannnnnnnn"
» toebee said
"It's too easy to hate... but what can I say, I just havent got the strength to see the good in people who cant seem to appreciate..."
» blop said
"speak for yourself."
» Godie said
"Most of you deserve to die, or at least be ashamed of who you are."
» julie_eaves said
"meet me down by the river, lay me down and pull the trigger."
» toebee said
"Kill me why dont you."
» cloud9ine said
"dried snot hurts."
» Violence_Inc said
"The holy seven angels shall bring the seven plagues to judge man in man's sin."
» michaeldino said
"Be clever not beautiful"
» fukt said
"I am not afraid of that rattle snake, for what is its venom when compared to that of a humans. -Irving Layton"
» toebee said
"Locked away, for thirty days, Im better off this way. Its sinking in, this is the end, holding on to memories, and keeping faith in friends."
» PoiSoNeD_CaNdY said
"Life is nothing more than a sequence of singular moments"
» caro said
"my own demise i have brought upon myself...... my own pain i now wollow in.... a new begining i hope for...... to end this will be hard...... but myslef..... better off in the end."
» fukt said
"to kira: only if you dont brake my camera first!!!"
» michaeldino said
"Wave and blow me one more kiss You're a dead-eye baby, you never miss"
» Violence_Inc said
"you're fucking dead to me."
» elixireleven said
"fine a camera. hold it at arms length. and take another self-portrait why don't you."
» o_skoo_bigwheela said
"I wanna see movies of my dreams and think what I should know."
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