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 | » beercrack said "as the fountain appeared to me, golden and true and in beauty and light, the great mountain of life kept rising and things kept falling into the void. but the fountain it was forever steady, forever true" |
 | » Violence_Inc said "these watery lines are the reaction to your lack of action towards my heart." |
 | » michaeldino said "There's two pies in an oven. One says to the other: "Wow! It's hot in here!" The other one says: "HOLY SHIT!! A TALKING PIE!!!"" |
 | » cloud9ine said "how can you be content with being so miserably happy?" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "the things you find out when you are drunk..." |
 | » screw_you said "if this is the life why does it feel so good to die today" |
 | » toebee said "The FuckIt Experience: featuring Concequences" |
| » PaT_ said "don't even fuckin look at me." |
 | » queen_B said "i love sharon cause she gives me anal pleasure." |
 | » caro said "i try so hard to get away, yet the drama follows me in every possible way." |
 | » fukt said "thats so my joke. thief." |
 | » Mico said "Ya see, there's the two penguins sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other "Hey pass me the soap!", the other penguin looks at him says "What do I look like, a typewriter?"" |
| » Violence_Inc said "what is it like to breath again?" |
 | » Godie said "Fuck the pain away." |
| » michaeldino said "I'm DEFINITELY looking better." |
| » Violence_Inc said "i just want to get your fucking voice out of my head." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "are you looking better or have my standards just gone down?" |
| » michaeldino said "It's a long way to the top if you wanna Rock'n Roll" |
| » Mico said "I dont' want friendship. I want peace! I want Happiness! I want sleep! How can I love you? You don't even love me! How can I smile, when you call me sheep?" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "miss mary mack mack mack, all dressed in black black black." |
| » Violence_Inc said ""But I don’t want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin."" |
 | » blop said "she knocked me out with those american thighs" |
| » Godie said "I'm TNT I'm Dynamite - TNT -i'm a powerload -TNT-WATCH ME EXPLODE. [gotta love ac/dc]" |
| » toebee said "I climbed up a rainbow just to see if I'd fall off." |
| » caro said "i'm glad to know your there i'm glad to know you care, yet this game we play continues and my pain just never dies away..." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "the lies just make me wonder why i miss u" |
 | » neoform said "oneliner." |
 | » mariel said "I'm patient of this plan.as humble as I can.I'll wait another day.before I turn away.but know this much is true.no matter what I do.offend in every way.I don't know what to say" |
 | » daFTWin said "Plagiarized existence exist, among the writers of the word, shake your spear at Shakespeare." |
| » beercrack said "cause i get tired of feeling like shit so i turn on my happy switch- snfu" |
| » Violence_Inc said "The reminesce of my heart shattered upon the floor, the pieces too dull from your love lush kisses too cut my wirsts...what am i too do now without you or death?" |
| » caro said "i hate today i hate you all, the time has come, the darkness will fall." |
| » Violence_Inc said "I love Sharon!" |
| » toebee said "Why the FUCK is she still breathing?" |
| » michaeldino said "are you stalking me? cuz that would be SUPER!" |
| » blop said "regret equals weakness" |
| » Violence_Inc said "We could be perfect, but we only have one chance to fix our mistakes." |
| » mariel said "" hey girls, want i ride, we have chips and sodas!" (cwazy bus stop momemts with spaceytracey)" |
 | » kitkat said "silence can hurt more than angry words" |
| » daFTWin said "honey comb big, yah yah yah! its not small, no no no!" |
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